First off; what an embarassingly stupid movie. I got about a hour in when I realized....nothing has happened. Absolutely nothing. They've heard a couple of bumps in the night and Yuri, the experience one, decides that he should go outside to face whatever is bumping. This despite the fact that he says wild animals come out to play at night and therefore this is probably the SHITTIEST time to go outside and poke whatever is making noise.
I'm probably...3/4 through it and (SPOILER ALERT; though I would recommend just skipping the movie), the blond chick just got pulled off the ladder into the group of....people? Maybe you get to see them later but I still have no clue what we're running from. From the shitty lighting, they look like regular people...
EDIT: Oh hey! They just attacked the two people who aren't dead yet. They look like cancer patients and they seem to break fairly easily.
Onto your review. I don't know how harsh you want me to be since I've looked through your other videos but this is the first one I actually watched and I've noticed that I'm going to be the first to comment...
Choose your harshness!
You have a very good voice for this. You are speaking very clearly and concisely. I never had to stop and re-listen to something because I couldn't understand you and the quality of the recording was very good
You ramble an awful lot. I don't know if that's the shtick or not but you bounced all over the place when talking about the movie. That might be part the movie sucks but you were all over the place. Along with that, if this is a review (like a critic), you really shouldn't discuss what happens to people and the ending
This is waaaaaaay too long for a review. Part of this criticism is the rambling but about a minute and a half into it, I stopped paying attention. You even ran out of things to talk about with the film but by the ten minute mark, I just kind of gave up and left at that point...
I was watching Chernobyl Diaries and got so bored that I threw it into the search engine and your the only thing that showed up I watched your review while the movie was on in the background so there is a chance that me getting distracted at the minute mark was me watching the movie since something was finally happening and not due to your video. If that helps take some of the sting out of my criticism, we'll go with it
Everything told me to stay away but the setting was so unique that I had to try it. I was wrong...so...so very wrong.
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