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Valanthe

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Aperture labs, I'll admit I gamed the quiz to get it as soon as it occured to me (around question 3) that it was an option.
 

deathninja

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Umbrella.

Wel I *am* a Pharmaceutical chemist, even have the UC keychain and a patch on my labcoat :p.
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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deathninja said:
Umbrella.

Wel I *am* a Pharmaceutical chemist, even have the UC keychain and a patch on my labcoat :p.
That's kinda creepy.

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Wheeee, mass produced slaves for me!

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Proverbial Jon

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TheBlackKnight said:
... still want to get Weyland-Yutani :(
Damn, that's what I was aiming for! But alas, 4 tries and still nothing. When the question about the secret research facility going silent came up, I wanted to say:

"Nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

Looks like I'll just have to pretend instead...
 

dalek sec

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Well I finally got all three badges I wanted, just wish my Umbrella badge would just show up now... D:
 

ModReap

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For the good of all of us...

Except the ones who are dead.
 

ResonanceSD

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No mention of Sarif Industries? I guess they aren't evil, but still, sadface :(

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Micalas

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deathninja said:
Umbrella.

Wel I *am* a Pharmaceutical chemist, even have the UC keychain and a patch on my labcoat :p.
If this is true, you are awesome.

OT: I got Shinra.
 

Nouw

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What? You can't get Weyland Yutani? *Weeps.* I should have known after over twenty tries it wasn't there. *Shakes fist angrily.*
 

Atmos Duality

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Apeture Science

Meh. I figured it was either that, Umbrella, or Shinra Electric Power.

But that's only because Saeder-Kruppe from Shadowrun is too niche' to be on this list and believe me, Shadowrun is tops in creating Evil Corporations.

Where else can you find a corporation who literally includes ritual blood sacrifices of hostages/competitors to the sun gods as part of their public, day-to-day operations?
(yes, Aztlan/Aztechnology really does that. This is what happens when you piss off all of Mexico during the Awakening.)
 

FalloutJack

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The problem here is that my evil corporation doesn't have a motto like that. It goes like this...

[HEADING=1]MassaCorp Industries[/HEADING]
"Because we hate you."
 

PinkiePyro

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ok I am very creeped out right now
my result is
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and it just so happens that my first name happens to be the same as the human form of a certian evil cake loving computer
 

soren7550

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Dammit. Was hoping for something better.
 

ResonanceSD

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soren7550 said:
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Dammit. Was hoping for something better.

Like there's anything better than ApSci
 

JoesshittyOs

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Shinra. Judging by the sounds of it, I'm happy. Not inherently evil, just powerful with a huge trade off.

I don't even know what game they're from
 

Lunar Templar

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JoesshittyOs said:
Shinra. Judging by the sounds of it, I'm happy. Not inherently evil, just powerful with a huge trade off.

I don't even know what game they're from
Final Fantasy 7, you spend most the game dealing with they're crap, and they are actively killing they're world for a profit

OT: I got Aperture Labs, twice XD

better then black messa ... bunch of twats ...
 

soren7550

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ResonanceSD said:
soren7550 said:
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Dammit. Was hoping for something better.

Like there's anything better than ApSci
Well, yes. *points at avi*

I has hoping to see dataDyne make an appearance (even though they are bad and evil, therefor they must be stopped), but oh well.

Kitsuna10060 said:
better then black messa ... bunch of twats ...
Hey! >:[