Taking over the world !!!!

[willsham45]

You have just gone though a strange transformation, not entitly sure what happened maybe it was a military experment gone wrong, a simple fall into radioactive waste or maybe you just got bored and thought you would change occupations from office worker to master of the human race what ever works for you.

Now you are an evil villain in a comicesk world...what is your plan for world domination (or other evil activity)? what do you have planned for when the hero inevitably shows up? and what is your backup plan?

Being a comicesk work there a few rules.
1. Your plan will be stopped by the/a hero/heroes
2. The hero/s will escape from any trap you make for him/her/it/them
3. The hero/s cannot die...or will not die.

 

[staika]

My guy is an aristocratic business man whose limo just crashed and now hes forced to walk to his hotel, on the way a truck carrying radiation crashes and gets my guy all soaked in radiation (or toxic slime whatever works) after being covered in the radiation he gets a towel (somehow) and wipes himself down when a smelly hobo comes up to him and asks if hes alright but there is nothing in the world my guy hates more than hobos so he throws the towel filled with radiation into the hobos face and says "get away from me you filthy hobo"

once he gets to his hotel room he discovers he has to power to control fire and spends the next few days trying to master this power only using it for menial things like cooking food and stuff. then one day at his mansion he discovers that the president is going to be in town so the only logical thing to do would be to go kill said president and become president himself (because thats how politics works)

what he didn't know was that the hobo he threw the towel on had gotten powers too but he got the opposite power he could now control water to a degree and it turned out he is one of those passive aggressive hobos, so he followed my guy to his house and was basically stalking him when he heard of his plan to kill the president and become the president himself so he vowed to stop it, not because he wanted to save the president more because my guy is a dick and he'd rather have anyone else as president.

so the day of the assassination attempt my guy uses his influence to get into where the president is staying and when the unsuspecting president walks up to him the president gets a face full of fire and is basically killed, once the president is burning the hobo shows up and tells my guy to cease and desist and when he refuses the hobo uses his great mastery of water and drowns my guy.

now the president and my guy are dead and they come to see the hobo standing triumphantly over my guys dead body and then he becomes the president (because thats how politics work) and during his reign every one was made into a hobo and the USA became the hobo nation.

the end

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

If we know we are trapped in failure why do we try? In such a predicament, with this knowledge I would just rage about my lack of control in my own future.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I'd follow my global domination strategy from Civ. III.

Just stay super nice to everyone, invest a crap ton in art and science, and eventually they'll come to you.