Taking things the wrong way, A thread about Impressions.

[soilent]

ITT: We take games, take a single scene from them, and say that game is all about this one scene.

Example: In Modern Warfare 2, you play as a knife wielding madman, your goal is to stab weakened American Soldiers to death, in a Middle Eastern World.

 

[Serenegoose]

Homeworld: Gamings first asteroid mining simulator and the inspiration for Eve.

 

[Arachon]

EVE Online: An economy asshole simulator.

 

[Zombie Shakespeare]

World of Warcraft is about slaughtering hundreds of identical animals to collect their organs so you can sell them to others.

Wait, that actually describes the game pretty well.

 

[Wolfram23]

The Witcher: you take on the role of a sterile, mutated human to have sex with as many women as possible. And then you get a painting of them (ie: sex card).

 

[Snarky Username]

The Legend of Zelda: You're a young boy in a skirt constantly trying to meet with a creepy old man.

 

[soilent]

God of War, a game about knocking vases off tables with sex.