Taliban uses playstation controller?

[rokkolpo]

now that's some bad(ass) advertising for ya.

 

[Altaries]

OMG....Playstation is evil!!....0o

100 bucks says somewhere a 360 idiot will use this argument over the console wars..../facepalm

I second that bet.

 

[Tharwen]

I can't come up with a "press X to not die" joke right now. But someone should.

Press X to make the world safe for theocracy/ get 72 virgins in paradise?

I kid, I kid.

Anyhow, making a joke about the dogmatic nature of console fanboys - or any fanboys - is almost too obvious, so I'll just make a snide, smug, self-serving comment about the clear superiority of PC games.

Wouldn't an Al Qaeda video game go:

"You Died... congratulations, you won the game!"

You won
57
virgins

Congratulations! You beat your highscore!

Play Again
Exit Game​

[sub]Sorry about the formatting failure. I can't preview on this connection[/sub]

 

[DigitalSushi]

Well that makes sense, since the British Army uses X-Box 360 controllers.

Spoiler

Some may call the console war petty, but for a long time it's actually been the battle of Good vs. Evil on an international scale.

Don't worry, our troops are fighting hard to wipe out all traces of those extremist Sony fanyboys from Afghanistan.

I'm guessing the French are using Wiimotes?

Nobody cares about the French or the Wii, neither of them are relevant!

Its a sad state of affairs when the French army blame not investing in Wii Motion Plus as the cause for their un precise missile strikes.

 

[Obrien Xp]

I'm un-impressed. They should have used an N64 controller, where's the class. Oh, wait. They're terrorists, they have no class.

Hope that that ied failed.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Good grief. Perhaps they'll be making them out of the old 'Duck Hunt' Guns too.

 

[Deviltongue]

Playstation 2: It's da bomb!

...Yea, I said it.

 

[benoitowns]

That is crazy awesome. That is.....its.....uh.....um.....I dont know......lol that is just hilarious

 

[benoitowns]

I can't come up with a "press X to not die" joke right now. But someone should.

Press X to make the world safe for theocracy/ get 72 virgins in paradise?

I kid, I kid.

Anyhow, making a joke about the dogmatic nature of console fanboys - or any fanboys - is almost too obvious, so I'll just make a snide, smug, self-serving comment about the clear superiority of PC games.

Wouldn't an Al Qaeda video game go:

"You Died... congratulations, you won the game!"

You won
57
virgins

Congratulations! You beat your highscore!

Play Again
Exit Game​

[sub]Sorry about the formatting failure. I can't preview on this connection[/sub]

Whats the release date on that game? I wont even pirate it please just tell me.

 

[Ph33nix]

Well that makes sense, since the British Army uses X-Box 360 controllers.

Spoiler

Some may call the console war petty, but for a long time it's actually been the battle of Good vs. Evil on an international scale.

Don't worry, our troops are fighting hard to wipe out all traces of those extremist Sony fanyboys from Afghanistan.

the US army does to on their fcs robots and the bomb disarming bots

 

[Sjakie]

I can't come up with a "press X to not die" joke right now. But someone should.

No- they shouldn't. There's no joke to this at all.

erm...yes there is, we just havent found it yet

 

[Ph33nix]

So what. Anything that has a button that can be set to an electrical pulse can be used as a detonator.

This has always annoyed me. Some people would push to ban fertilizer if you told them it could be used to make a bomb.

lol its so easy t0o 1 lb fertilizer (nitrogen based) 1 US. Gallon Diesel fuel

 

[mrx19869]

wait till they figure out that if you buy 12 PS3 you can hack the USA....

 

[Composer]

"You?ve pressed the X button countless times to detonate virtual bombs,"na ah!!! X is always jump, Stupid!

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

I can't come up with a "press X to not die" joke right now. But someone should.

No- they shouldn't. There's no joke to this at all.

erm...yes there is, we just havent found it yet

Really? I don't see it. Why don't you tell this to someone who's been to Iraq or Afghanistan. I'm sure they won't think it's too funny.

 

[laststandman]

I'm torn between whether that's an amazing idea, a horrible concept, or just plain hilarious. Nevertheless, its a horrible reality

 

[Eggsnham]

Read the first paragraph. Wow. I know Jack Thompson and Mike Atkinson would practically cream their pants to find this out.

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Shut up, Hussein! Wait for me to blow up these pethetic infedels!"

Heh, silly terrorists, when will they learn? Real men use Xbox-360 controllers!

 

[lonercs]

I'd love to a manual for how they rigged this controller up...

"Press 'X' to detonate bomb."

"Press 'Left Directional Pad' to call in Predator missile."

Also, I wonder how Taliban handle backseat gaming...?

"FUCK OFF, OMAR!! GO PLAY WITH THE RPG-7 WHILE YOU WAIT FOR MY TURN TO END!"

I'd love to a manual for how they rigged this controller up...

"Press 'X' to detonate bomb."

"Press 'Left Directional Pad' to call in Predator missile."

Also, I wonder how Taliban handle backseat gaming...?

"FUCK OFF, OMAR!! GO PLAY WITH THE RPG-7 WHILE YOU WAIT FOR MY TURN TO END!"

Should we tell them that RPG means Role-Playing Game, or should we let them by WoW?

"Omar, did you buy that RPG yet?" "I'm installing it now."
"Omar, this doesn't teach you how to make bombs!"
"How would I know, it's call Warcraft and is a rpg."

 

[Numb1lp]

I can't come up with a "press X to not die" joke right now. But someone should.

Yeah, but it would be press X TO die, figuring it's a detonator.