TankMan Returns

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Apparently I missed the last comic, that one was fantastic, as is this one.

Seriously though, to quote Jim Sterling: "Fuck the Batmobile." If you ask me it's the game's only - though enormous - flaw.

Note: I played on a PS4, so I can't flaw the game for the PC mess that I wasn't a part of. :p
 

Canadamus Prime

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It seems strange that Batman, who's usually stealthy and what not, would drive around in a frikin' tank.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
It seems strange that Batman, who's usually stealthy and what not, would drive around in a frikin' tank.
Which you then promptly have to be stealthy in.

I am not even joking.
 

StormShaun

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Hah, coincidence that this shows up.
I was just reaching a part in a fictional murder story, where one of my favourite characters was being brutally murdered.
To the killer, I said ... "I hate you so much."

Lets be honest here in this case, the Batman wouldn't blow them up, he would do something else.
After all it is his thing.

Unlike this great character, who was being turned into a human Venus de Milo ... Minus the legs.
Fuckin' horrible, but as a aspiring fiction writer, it is good in the most twisted way.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
It seems strange that Batman, who's usually stealthy and what not, would drive around in a frikin' tank.
Not played the game, but I must admit when I heard there were tank sections, my first thought was 'how does batman square away not killing with blowing up crewed vehicles' and my first though was the old cartoon way of everyone leaping out just before it blows.
 

And Man

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The tags in this comic are just fantastic. The tags you guys use are honestly one of my favorite parts of Critical Miss
 

Silverbane7

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hm.... i wonder if the artists have watched tank police^^
(as this reminds me of a simialr event in that old anime)
 

FPLOON

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Well, look on the bright side... You body will magically teleport somewhere off the grid until the universe says you can magically come back... I mean, that how the buildings of Gotham work, so I'm sure it works the same way with grunts like you...

Other than that, man-armed tanks? Now, that shit's crazy talk if I ever heard crazy talk before...
 

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Silverbane7 said:
hm.... i wonder if the artists have watched tank police^^
(as this reminds me of a simialr event in that old anime)
Tank Police!


Now I'm going to have to re-watch it.
 

vallorn

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Just wait for one of them to inject a minion with Tank DNA and we can get MAN TANK!
 

Darth_Payn

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With the reputation Gotham's supercriminals have, it's a wonder how they keep getting henchmen at all.
 

Mike000

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Nah, they'll be fine. After all, you can blow up tanks right next to them, and they just get knocked out.
Heck, you can run over them at 100 mph in an electified batmobile, and they just get knocked out. Even if you park on them.
 

Canadamus Prime

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jurnag12 said:
canadamus_prime said:
It seems strange that Batman, who's usually stealthy and what not, would drive around in a frikin' tank.
Which you then promptly have to be stealthy in.

I am not even joking.
How are you supposed to be stealthy in a Tank?
 

weirdee

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canadamus_prime said:
jurnag12 said:
canadamus_prime said:
It seems strange that Batman, who's usually stealthy and what not, would drive around in a frikin' tank.
Which you then promptly have to be stealthy in.

I am not even joking.
How are you supposed to be stealthy in a Tank?
slowly drive through the wall while whispering "i'm batman"
 

Naturally Sound

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Batman does actually kill someone in a interrogation climax scene in this game though! ...Well, if you would call it "interrogation climax" but more like "Ruthlessly crush you because I'm Batman". Of course, I'm being vague for spoiler reasons.