pretty sure that's meant to be "what's the best part of sex with twenty three year olds?"
just want to say i find alot of these jokes highly offensive especially the holocaust jokes. For fucks sake my grand father died in the holocaust...... poor guy fell out of a guard tower.
Three very pregnant women are sitting together knitting sweaters for their unborn children. One of them pauses and pops a pill in her mouth. The others ask "What're you taking?" and she replies "Iron supplements. I want my baby to grow up strong." A second woman pops a pill and she, too, is asked "What're you taking?" and she responds "Vitamin C. I want my baby to grow up healthy." A few minutes later, the third woman sighs and pops a pill too. She's asked "What're you taking?" and says "Thalidomide. I cannot get these sleeves right."
pretty sure that's meant to be "what's the best part of sex with twenty three year olds?"
just want to say i find alot of these jokes highly offensive especially the holocaust jokes. For fucks sake my grand father died in the holocaust...... poor guy fell out of a guard tower.
Here, in Serbia, everyone is on a but end of one stereotype or another in jokes (including Serbs in some cases). And gypsies get the motherload (but if you saw them in Belgrade you would know why) so here's one
How does a gypsy organizes an orgy
within a family
But to make a point just how disgusting humor can get here is one close to the top of the gross list but not quite there. You have been warned.
Leper student buys a meal in a student mess. Can't find empty table and finally approaches one table with only one person
Leper - I'm sorry, there are no empty tables, can you share yours with me?
Student - Sure, no problem
Leper - I know how i look...
Student - Don't worry, just sit and eat
not a minute later student throws up
Leper - I'm sorry, i really shouldn't have sat here
Student - It's not you, just relax and finish your meal.
not a minute later student throws up again
Leper - C'mon I cant...
Student - I told you, it's not you. Relax and eat
Leper - but you threw up second time
Student - It's not you, it that guy that keeps dipping bread in your back
A woman divorces her husband because she wants to only be with a man who won't run off with someone else, won't steal all of her money, and is good in bed. She tries meeting many different men, every single time to be disappointed. She was ready to give up, but one day she hears the doorbell ring and goes to answer. On the porch she finds a man with no arms and no legs. The woman asks "Who are you?" The man responds "I saw your page on that dating site. I think we'll be perfect for each other. You see, I have no arms so I can't steal all of your stuff. And I have no legs, so I can't run away with someone else."
The woman at this point feels she's ready to settle for just about anything, but one condition remained to be met. She asks "Okay, so how do I know you're good in bed?" To which the man replies?
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans
Why are there no Mexican Olympians?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim have made it over the border
Why do redneck girls always go to college on track and field scholarships?
The ones whose brothers catch them have to drop out of high school to raise the baby.
Both engines on a jet liner fail and it's losing altitude. A woman stands up and yells "I've been a virgin all my life. If I die, I want to die feeling like a woman! Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up and rips his shirt off and says "Yes...
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