Tastiest Pokemon?

[ThatOneJewYouNo]

Hmm.... What if you ate a ditto? Would it taste like everything if you asked it to?

No, it would taste like eating a blob of play-dough. Just because it looks like a pokemon doesn't mean it actually gains internal organs or anything (yes, ditto is an animated play-dough monster, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise).

I would have some nice damask broth. All of the satisfaction of eating a human spirit without the taboo of killing someone to do it!

Wow. Way to ruin my joke. I'll let you in on the secret that I'm not retarded, but merely posted it to make people think about ditto. And if anything how would you make a broth out of a ghost? =P

But really I would go for some salted hard-boiled Chansey eggs. Mmm...

 

[thenoblitt]

I imagine Tauros or Miltank would make a good steak.

beat me to it

 

[General_Potatoes]

Pikachu is easily the best. Especially deep-fried.

Tastes just like chicken :3

 

[Sieggy]

Machoke!

 

[DJDarque]

A Bouffalant burger would probably be pretty good.

On a related note. I've always wondered this about the show and games. The people and the pokemon have to get meat from somewhere. Also, the pokedex entries of some pokemon make them seem like very sadistic eaters, too.

 

[colourblind]

cubone's mother

 

[soulblade06]

Hmm.... What if you ate a ditto? Would it taste like everything if you asked it to?

No, it would taste like eating a blob of play-dough. Just because it looks like a pokemon doesn't mean it actually gains internal organs or anything (yes, ditto is an animated play-dough monster, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise).

I would have some nice damask broth. All of the satisfaction of eating a human spirit without the taboo of killing someone to do it!

Wow. Way to ruin my joke. I'll let you in on the secret that I'm not retarded, but merely posted it to make people think about ditto. And if anything how would you make a broth out of a ghost? =P

But really I would go for some salted hard-boiled Chansey eggs. Mmm...

Here's a hint: asking a question doesn't really imply that you're telling a joke. It implies that you're asking a question. Saying that ditto is a play-dough monster was a joke, although I'm sorry if it came off the wrong way.

 

[Danceofmasks]

Those Japanese sure love their Wailmer

 

[Saint of M]

Kuntuky Fried Piggiot. Just imagin the drumstick on that thing.

 

[Aposthebest]

I guess Clamperl should be tastier than Shellder,it is an actual clam that lives in deep waters...

Apart from that,a slowpoke tail for sure,someone could be working for their whole life to afford one of these if they existed.

Personally I'd go for Lapras meat,there must be a reason why they are getting close to extinction.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Ghastly.

Good for dieters.

 

[joemegson94]

Kangaskhans baby.
especially when killed and eaten in front of the mother.

In other words, Cubone, which, ironically, is your avatar.

 

[icyneesan]

Gardevoir for obvious reasons...

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

Slowpoke tail. Sounds tasty.

 

[Justanothergamer300]

Anyone up for a double scoop

I had to do it it's the easiest one

 

[Andrew_Mac]

SLOWPOKESTAIL

I've heard its a delicacy... someone really trustworthy told me that... a looooong time ago...