Taunting someone into attacking you

[LaughingAtlas]

I can't remember the last game that wasn't Morrowind that allowed me to make someone attack me without hitting them first or wandering past a forbidden "shoot him" line. As such, I got to thinking; how would you go about making someone attack you in real life, in any way?

I think I'd tell them their phone's outdated and punch them in the nose, perhaps dressed like a clown.

 

[AvsJoe]

If only I could remember the monologue from Fight Club about this very topic...

I would probably poke them, hard and repeatedly, until I got my well-deserved punch.

 

[YouBecame]

Drop the c bomb I guess

 

[Dark Knifer]

I don't. I can get them angry enough to attack me, but that's usually to prove a point. If I wanted to get some to attack me I'd just pretend to hate everything they like.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[zombiestrangler]

Pee on their foot?
Say really ignorant, stupid sh*t maybe?
Start singing Justin Beiber?

 

[lee1287]

repeatedly shout "COME AT ME, BRO!"

or insult there mother, that works, or there football team.

 

[Kevonovitch]

I'm Scottish; every insult I deliver would get me a punch/kick/glass in the face in the street.

amen brotha.

 

[Kevonovitch]

friggen double post, sorry :X

 

[LogicNProportion]

I wouldn't. Only idiots go looking for trouble, because it will almost always be more than you can handle.