I suppose my love of plain oatmeal is somewhat unique, then. If that's the case, then your punishment plan sounds fitting. But letting them say one word to their crush . . . why are we punishing their crushes?Jacco said:Plain, undoctored oatmeal? Every meal of every day? If they are good we will give them a single cranberry to put into it. And if they are really good, they can say ONE word to their crush.Shax said:Wait, if we're punishing them, why are we giving them oatmeal? It's delicious.Jacco said:This reminds me of that "cut for Beiber" trend last year. Fucking stupid. I would be in full support of banning teenagers (especially teenage girls) from everything until they turn 20. Just lock them up in a cellar, have an armored prison bus take them to and from school, and make them wear uniforms at school. No one is allowed to talk unless it is to ask questions during class and they are only given oatmeal for lunch.