teabagging! why?
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Why? Why does anyone like to show off ever? Teabagging is just an easy and amusing way of asserting your dominance over someone. It's basically telling them 'You just got owned, now taste my balls'.
However an unearned teabag is just about as low as you can get. It has to be a worthy kill, or a sgnificant one to warrant a good ball dunking. Like, crossmap noscope killjoy revenge kind of thing. It's also a perfect 'fuck you' to someone whos been acting like a total dick. Like if somebody was to spawn camp your whole team, or abuse a stupid glitch or something, then teabagging would be not only acceptable, but a must.
However an unearned teabag is just about as low as you can get. It has to be a worthy kill, or a sgnificant one to warrant a good ball dunking. Like, crossmap noscope killjoy revenge kind of thing. It's also a perfect 'fuck you' to someone whos been acting like a total dick. Like if somebody was to spawn camp your whole team, or abuse a stupid glitch or something, then teabagging would be not only acceptable, but a must.
This. I do it because it's funny. Immature I suppose, but I like to keep it handy to remind people to lighten up while you're playing a game. What I cannot stand are people who get ANGRY when playing online shooters. It's a game, and if the game ritually makes you angry, Don't Play It!Woodsey said:
It's funny. Why? Because people like you take offence to it, it's a game. I don't go out of my way to do them, but if I just close quarter killed you, I'll do a little squat before moving on for the lulz.
10. Year. Olds. Are. Dick. Heads.
ta-da. Just remember that for hte rest ofyou rlife. Actually, no, change 10. Year. to "every. person. in. existence"
ta-da. Just remember that for hte rest ofyou rlife. Actually, no, change 10. Year. to "every. person. in. existence"
It started out stupid, but I actually think it is fucking hilarious now. Most people do it kind of tongue-in-cheek anyways.
I do it mostly for sexual reasons, the Idea of Necrophilia in the field of battle is something that I tink would turn anybody on.
I asked my mother this very same question during a game of Halo 3 at a family party. Her response?
"Well son...sometimes ya just gotta put ya nuts in someones face."
"Well son...sometimes ya just gotta put ya nuts in someones face."
Well, in my experience, the action of asserting your dominance over a deceased member of the opposing team (known to some as "tea bagging") has spawned a very interesting species of hatred in the victim. They will, on occasion, begin to single out the offender, making them easy targets for other team mates. Not only that, but their single-mindedness seems to blind them to reason or strategy, effectively causing their skill to degrade until they finally earn their revenge. Of course, by the time they do, they themselves have already died several times, while offender has only died once. This ratio of victim-to-offender death, and effectively the score of both teams involved, creates a favorable situation for the team of the offender, or, the "home team", as they say.
Therefore, I find teabagging to be a quite legitimate strategy while partaking in friendly, internet-intensive virtual competition.
First time it happened to me was in GTA IV on the free mode. This guy did it to me once so I stalked him a while and sniped him. He goes out of his way the remainder of the time hunting me down and to break him I stayed with grenades and would cook them while he shot me and when he'd come to squat on me he'd get blown away. After about 8 times of this he left. 
'Cause it's damn funny. It really is amusing when someone who takes the game very seriously have your avatar's testicles on their face.
This is why Battlefield 2 was the best for teabagging, since on death your camera view would turn to the sky and stare upwards until you respawned....meaning you saw the teabagging in all its glory.
This is why Battlefield 2 was the best for teabagging, since on death your camera view would turn to the sky and stare upwards until you respawned....meaning you saw the teabagging in all its glory.