teabagging! why?

[Aphex Demon]

Im 18. I Teabag.

Please quote me if you also did the following, on Team Fortress, get a headshot as a sniper then do a gesture, as the snapshiot of the killer, that being me the sniper, it shows me throwing my hat off calling you a bastard or something.

I thought that was awesome! Its like a distance Teabag, "Ha! Watch me taunt you!"

Thanks for standing still, wanker!

Thats the one! Haha!

 

[WelshDanny]

Im 18. I Teabag.

Please quote me if you also did the following, on Team Fortress, get a headshot as a sniper then do a gesture, as the snapshiot of the killer, that being me the sniper, it shows me throwing my hat off calling you a bastard or something.

I thought that was awesome! Its like a distance Teabag, "Ha! Watch me taunt you!"

Thanks for standing still, wanker!

Thats the one! Haha!

The taunts where the sniper taunts an enemy sniper are the best of his.

* "The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!"
* "Nice try, mate, but I'm the best!"
* "You call that snipin'?"
* "Dominated, ya blind-eyed bastard!"
* "One sniper to another, mate: Give up!"

 

[Keela]

Simply put: it is hilarious.

This. I do it because it's funny. Immature I suppose, but I like to keep it handy to remind people to lighten up while you're playing a game. What I cannot stand are people who get ANGRY when playing online shooters. It's a game, and if the game ritually makes you angry, Don't Play It!

It's not the game that upsets me, it's the poor sportsmanship on display. Screaming, constant cursing, and just generally being a ***** to people is stupid, unnecessary, and ruins their experience. If it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it. That's what I go by, and I'm making plenty more buddies online now.

 

[Keela]

Obama.

Erm... har har?

 

[zehydra]

Simply put: it is hilarious.

This. I do it because it's funny. Immature I suppose, but I like to keep it handy to remind people to lighten up while you're playing a game. What I cannot stand are people who get ANGRY when playing online shooters. It's a game, and if the game ritually makes you angry, Don't Play It!

It's not the game that upsets me, it's the poor sportsmanship on display. Screaming, constant cursing, and just generally being a ***** to people is stupid, unnecessary, and ruins their experience. If it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it. That's what I go by, and I'm making plenty more buddies online now.

The poor sportsmanship's never going to go away. So I teabag people who are assholes to other people, or who freak out whenever they get killed. I can't go by your rule, "if it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it.", because in a lot of these shooters, people get pissed off when they lose, or get killed. I'm not going to stop killing guys in online shooter because it makes them angry, because they're poor sports.

 

[LornMind]

Eh, I only t-bag my friends when we're goofing around.

If someone does it to me, then all my friends come up with the most creative or douchey ways of killing the person and then gang-bag him. They typically ragequit.

 

[Yanzo]

It's weird how a lot of people are saying "it's because they have no life and are weak" which seems like a biased and flawed statement, only said to make it look as if the person saying it is epic and cool and shit. I'm sure most people teabag just for the lulz with friends or friend based revenge missions equivilent to some crazy gold ribbon scheme, though there are people who actually think teabagging is as skillful as aiming and reactions, but those people are just massive tools.

 

[Kitteh]

cuz eventually games will give points for teabagging.

 

[Keela]

Simply put: it is hilarious.

This. I do it because it's funny. Immature I suppose, but I like to keep it handy to remind people to lighten up while you're playing a game. What I cannot stand are people who get ANGRY when playing online shooters. It's a game, and if the game ritually makes you angry, Don't Play It!

It's not the game that upsets me, it's the poor sportsmanship on display. Screaming, constant cursing, and just generally being a ***** to people is stupid, unnecessary, and ruins their experience. If it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it. That's what I go by, and I'm making plenty more buddies online now.

The poor sportsmanship's never going to go away. So I teabag people who are assholes to other people, or who freak out whenever they get killed. I can't go by your rule, "if it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it.", because in a lot of these shooters, people get pissed off when they lose, or get killed. I'm not going to stop killing guys in online shooter because it makes them angry, because they're poor sports.

True. People will get mad at you for nothing no matter what you do, but don't do something just to get a negative reaction from them. Also, don't try to outscream a ten-year-old. They can wail forever. All I'm sayin'.

 

[Jackhorse]

It can be fun believe it or not. I've enjoyed doing it only once when playing Assasins Creed II SPOILER WARNING for the aforementioned game...

.... Spoiler warning done. after defeating the pope in fisticuffs, the dramatic final conclusion of the conspiracy and the secrets of the universe just beyond the open door, I took a few minutes out of my time to teabag the winded pope. The pope was evil so its fine right?

 

[nehezir]

this came up on the capcom unity boards in a thread about noobs not being appreciative and oftentimes taking advantage of free help. after the person had said their say about them, someone posted

Show up wearing rhen armor and a worn or rusted spear (any caveman weapon should do) with no leggings or waist

Eat two drinks so your char. becomes drunk, run around for about 20 seconds, post the quest and then immediately ask where you can buy mega potions.

After this, hand everyone in the lobby 10 burnt meats. If you don't have any, find some other useless item. The next best thing to do is to walk up to everyone and do the "Prance" emotion.

Since you're wearing rhen with no legs or waist, this should give them the memory of their father dancing around in his underwear and will disgust them. (unless they're into that type of thing)

Note: This also is a good gag for the skilled players only Ala lobbies. Remember as soon as you post the quest, run up and do it solo. Back out claiming that you forgot your whetstones and try again.

Note2: Does anybody feel like doing the Jho event quest that's going on? I did it the first time and it went rather well.

personally, I prefer to just prance in the nude with my jaggi mask on while weilding the numbingbird of sharq attaq, but this is very effective.

 

[Skorpyo]

Tea-bagging has been taken far out of proportion, to the point where it is done to every in-game kill.

T.B.-ing is only to be used in the event of UNQUESTIONABLE ownage, as in when something absolutely incredible or absurd happens.

Because then, you see, BOTH persons can laugh heartily and joke about it.

Otherwise, it is a poor-man's in-game trolling technique.

 

[Free Thinker]

"Sometimes I get so hopped up, I just want to rub my nuts on them!"
An Excerpt from the Gaming 10 Commandments (May not be word for word): Thou shalt only teabag in the name of unquestionable ownage.

 

[Hatchet90]

The only time I ever do it, is if I stab a "hiding" sniper. There is not anything more satisfying.

 

[-Samurai-]

I've always thought it was stupid. "Teabaggers" usually suffer a much more embarrassing death death while int he act, because they leave themselves wide open.

Have virtual sex with my virtual corpse all you want. Just don't ***** that you gave me enough time to bounce a throwing knife off a wall and kill you for the last kill. And don't leave before it gets shown to everyone. Oh wait, you already did.

 

[JIst00]

U were playing MW2, what did you expect? It's the 70 year old crusty armpit of gaming.

 

[Talon Julius]

The only people who do it are douchebags, people who are pissed off, and children. I always felt it was ironic that the youngest amongst us are the most crude.

 

[Altorin]

They somehow think that dipping their balls in your face will turn you homosexual and they not.
It's an stupid macho-logic.

I will let the illustrious (although I haven't seen him much around here anymore) Ironninja put it into words:

I.. I.. I-I-I.. LOL!

it was verbatim a post by Ironninja a long while back about Teabagging.

I turned it into a comic about crabs (which Ironninja had a fixation with for some reason - EVERYTHING was crabs). I made them a red and blue crab for the lulz

 

[zehydra]

Simply put: it is hilarious.

This. I do it because it's funny. Immature I suppose, but I like to keep it handy to remind people to lighten up while you're playing a game. What I cannot stand are people who get ANGRY when playing online shooters. It's a game, and if the game ritually makes you angry, Don't Play It!

It's not the game that upsets me, it's the poor sportsmanship on display. Screaming, constant cursing, and just generally being a ***** to people is stupid, unnecessary, and ruins their experience. If it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it. That's what I go by, and I'm making plenty more buddies online now.

The poor sportsmanship's never going to go away. So I teabag people who are assholes to other people, or who freak out whenever they get killed. I can't go by your rule, "if it's ticking someone off, just stop doing it.", because in a lot of these shooters, people get pissed off when they lose, or get killed. I'm not going to stop killing guys in online shooter because it makes them angry, because they're poor sports.

True. People will get mad at you for nothing no matter what you do, but don't do something just to get a negative reaction from them. Also, don't try to outscream a ten-year-old. They can wail forever. All I'm sayin'.

I don't. Tea bagging is a very silent action. I'm not trying to get a negative reaction out of them, I'm trying to show him how silly his seriousness and dedication to the game is.

 

[Mista Miggins]

I think that it's the only way, other than threatening anal rape to ones relatives, to tell someone that they suck. Although it doesn't help when they get sniped and they call him/her a dumbass ******.