Team Fortress 2 Nametag Thread

[BanthaFodder]

I decided it might be fun to have a thread for people to list their weapon nicknames and descriptions in Team Fortress 2. Also, please, be courteous and do NOT steal names listed here, unless the poster states otherwise.

Sandvich = Your Mom: "Moist and delicious..."
Mantreads = Kuriboh's Shoes
Disciplinary Action = Cool H'whip
Enforcer = Kevin Bacon (because it has a snub-nose, wakka-wakka)
Detonator = Combustable Lemon Launcher
Holy Mackeral = Magikarp
Boston Basher = THE SCOUT is confused!: "It hurt itself in it's confusion!"
Black Box = The African American Box
Sydney Sleeper = Prosideon: "Get your towel ready, it's about to get wet"
Concherer = The Conch-Signal

 

[Fanta Grape]

Buff Banner = Rape Banner

Natascha = Nataska

Minigun = Don't run!

Medigun = UBERCHARGE!!!

 

[Mr. Omega]

Eyelander: Judge, Jury and Executioner.

Grenade Launcher: Chaos Theory. "Shoulda named it Murphy's Law..."

Powerjack: Da BANHAMMER!

Knife: What Knife? "I just want a hug..."

Soldier's Shotgun: Homeland Security. "Time to do what any freedom-lover would do in this situation: GIT MAH GUN!"

 

[rabidmidget]

Loch N Load: My Boomstick

 

[Dr.Sean]

Brass Beast: Captain Planet's Middle Leg

 

[Easton Dark]

'Easton's Erratic Asshole Eradicator' - Natascha

'Easton's Slippery Fish Dick' - Mackerel

'Easton's Master Sword' - Eyelander

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Black Box: The Bum-Tumbler "Providing Unlubricated Anal Adventures for the Rectally Audacious!"
I've only found one unfortunately.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

The Huntsman: Ole pointy stick thrower

I wish there were more drops for special items like the nametag, but I guess thats why they're special.

 

[tombman888]

Caber: BOOMSTICK!
G.Planeswalker goggles: Rainbow Dash's Wonderbolt Goggles

and i'm thinking of naming my flamethrower to: I SEE SPY!

 

[Pegghead]

'Fraid I don't have the funds to purchase name-tags, but in my years of TF2 I have noticed some clever names. I'd have to say the best I've come across is:

"Killing you with my bear hands" on the Warrior's spirit.

 

[cke]

Eyelander = Me bottle of Scrumpy!

 

[Super Toast]

The Force-A-Nature: The S-Mart Special

Bonk: Atomic Punch: Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator

The Sandman: Baseball Fury

Brass Beast: Vera

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

My Backburner = Disco Inferno - "Burn, baby burn!"
My Eyelander = Einherjar - "This is the will of the gods..." (Riviera TPL reference)

 

[SquirrelPants]

Degreaser=The Itchy Twizzlefinger: You appear to have started a small MUSTACHE FIRE.

Axtinguisher=HoNk: I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP ************

Powerjack=Telescopic Sassacrusher

Back Scratcher=Hemospectrum Hydrolyzer: Flesh is the best fertilizer.

Iron Kurtain=The Big-Iron on his hip



The first four were semi-obscure references, and you get cookies if you get it. The fourth is way too easy.

 

[Anezay]

I'm bad at names. I picked up a nametag months ago, and I still haven't come up with something for my Frontier Justice.

 

[Aleate]

I've got my "Trusty Right Hand" for my Gunslinger.
"Always there for me on my lonesome nights..."

I used to have a description on my Dangeresque Too?'s that said "Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuuump~!" but for some reason it got wiped when I changed the paint for it.

 

[Shockolate]

Medigun - Still Alive!
Because I'm totally original.

Holy Mackeral - FEAR MY FISH!
FEAR IT!!!

 

[Cobelo]

My personal Favorite Sydney Sleeper: 'Yellow Highlighter': "Marked for removal."

 

[gibboss28]

The Fists of Steel - http://www.tf2wiki.net/wiki/The_Fists_of_Steel

I call them **** Punchers. ...its a shame they suck in melee fights.

 

[Kajt]

Shotgun - Tarja
Butterfly knife - Lappipuukko
Rocket Launcher - "Recommended for the gentleman with a complete disregard for personal safety"