Team Fortress 2 Questionare.

[Bajinga]

Right, here's the deal. You have to pretend to be one of the characters in Team Fortress 2. You reply to a question asked by someone, then write a question to another.

Here's the first:

Spy: Pyro, why have you never shown your face?

 

[Bajinga]

Haha! I don't only change my face, but my whole appearence. I could be right be-ind you.

Spy: Demoman, you seem to be very drunk all the time. Was it a childhood thing?

 

[Bajinga]

The scouts mother has had many children, she is from a rough area and she needed a break from all the fuss. I just so happened to see her, and... Well, one thing lead to another.


Spy to Heavy

Why did you choose to kill people with a minigun as a job?

 

[Connor Lonske]

Well, you see, every one buys guns that fire bullets and cost dollars, but why not get a gun that does both those things to heavy extremes!

To Scout,

Why are you sooooo tini tini tiny!

 

[Connor Lonske]

Because the fat man doesn't go running miles away and caps the point before the ememys are clear, getting everyone on ze team killed.

To ze Solider:

Good job in WWII. We were zooooo afraid *hidden laughter*

 

[DasDestroyer]

That's not a question, son!

Soldier to pyro:
How the bloody hell does spraying flammable gas put out a fire?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Spends about 20 seconds making intelligent looking hand-to-face expressions* ...Hudda.

Pyro to Heavy: Hudda Hudda Hmmmf. *Why did you name your minigun Sasha?*

 

[Bajinga]

Hey! NO ONE dares talk about my Sasha. My precious little Sasha!

Heavy to Sniper: Why do you stand far back like puny man!? Why not come to the front with the real men?

 

[DasDestroyer]

'Cause I don't enjoy having my face blown off, mate.

Sniper to spy:
What's the deal with you scoring headshots, mate? That's my trick, piss off!

 

[Connor Lonske]

Because it was the only gun big enough to have a imprint of ze blu scout's beautiful mother.

G A B E N to TF2 fan base.

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