TEETH!!

[pumuckl]

I just watched the horror movie "teeth".. aaand omg i'm scarred... has anyone else seen this monstrosity of a movie?

vaginal denata...it's about a vagina with teeth... battling rape and mens penis's...

i need some psyciatric help after watching this since i'm afraid i may never be able to have a healthy relationship with a woman again in fear of whats in there pants...

 

[Insanum]

I still think they missed a brilliant chance for a hilarious Colgate Ad.

The shame.

I may not have seen the film, But the premise doesnt appeal to me. Y'now whats worse? Someone thought of that plot.

 

[RN7]

The movie's mythos is interesting, but the movie itself is...meh, subpar at best.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'm sorry, but that sounds HILARIOUS!

Still, sounds as weird as Attack of the giant man eating frogs or Robot vs the Aztec Mummy or that one Japanese game with the Crotch monsters.

 

[Worgen]

sounds like a bad hentai

 

[Hiphophippo]

It was decent. Also, it's vaginal dentada (I think?) and that's a legitimate myth going back kabillions of years.

 

[pumuckl]

The movie's mythos is interesting, but the movie itself is...meh, subpar at best.

for me... putting myself in the eyes of a guy who just watched his favorite pup eat his penis is... the most horrifying thing i can possibly imagine

i found myself feeling sorry for rapists whiich i dont think was the exact intent...

 

[ultrachicken]

Ah, I heard about this movie. Can't believe people actually watch that crap.

 

[Pegghead]

Ooh I've heard of that festering pile of shit, where have the rich minds of the film industry gone?

 

[DoctorNick]

There is this girl I know who would go on and on about how this is her favorite movie of all time. She's...a little special and has kind of fallen out of my circle of friends for reasons I shouldn't have to explain in any great depth.

As for the movie itself, it's bad and I mean that as in 'not even worth watching' level bad. To put that into perspective that's coming from someone who has not only watched and enjoyed numerous bad movies but even owns many of them [http://www.amazon.com/Zardoz-John-Alderton/dp/B000059HAE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1266819491&sr=8-1] on [http://www.amazon.com/Saved-Hitlers-Brain-Walter-Stocker/dp/B00004UD5Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1266819611&sr=1-1] DVD. [http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Horror-Movie-Ever-Made/dp/B00094ASFO]

 

[Sleekgiant]

LOL You sir have given my warped mind many mental pictures. I must track this "masterpiece" down

 

[Deleted]

I just watched the horror movie "teeth".. aaand omg i'm scarred... has anyone else seen this monstrosity of a movie?

vaginal denata...it's about a vagina with teeth... battling rape and mens penis's...

i need some psyciatric help after watching this since i'm afraid i may never be able to have a healthy relationship with a woman again in fear of whats in there pants...

Its not so bad, there's always anal. [sub]I went there[/sub]

And the movie is quite fucked up.

 

[Generator]

I've read the wikipedia synopsis of it, and that's all I need to do to know that this movie is 100% not for me.

 

[Banana Pancake]

I thought "Teeth" was boring, predictable and completely lacking likeable characters.

It did make me think about the possibily of the "monster" though, but I guess I can just stick to males if I develop a phobia

 

[Slayer_2]

Hey, if she only attacks rapists, then I think I would actually enjoy watching it.

It could probably get awkward if she was having sex with her boyfriend and she accidentally bit down with those teeth.

 

[Snotnarok]

It was just a horrible movie, horrible almost to a good/funny way but it was just bad. I'd pass on watching it ever again.

 

[pumuckl]

I thought "Teeth" was boring, predictable and completely lacking likeable characters.

It did make me think about the possibily of the "monster" though, but I guess I can just stick to males if I develop a phobia

lol it's a movie about rapists, pedophiles, and a crazy christian woman who goes crazy seeking revenge with her vagina... anyone who can make those characters likeable is a god...

i think a movie about a vaginal monster was kinda doomed at the start (see satans cheerleaders) but just the premise alone makes it my new favorite B-movie

 

[RN7]

I've read the wikipedia synopsis of it, and that's all I need to do to know that this movie is 100% not for me.

The wikipedia synopsis is the equivelant of a detailed summary. There is literally nothing else going for this film. Anything in addition is like placing diamonds in shit. It's now valuable, shiny and worth something to someone now, but no one going to care about it because IT?S STILL SHIT.

 

[RN7]

I thought "Teeth" was boring, predictable and completely lacking likeable characters.

It did make me think about the possibily of the "monster" though, but I guess I can just stick to males if I develop a phobia

lol it's a movie about rapists, pedophiles, and a crazy christian woman who goes crazy seeking revenge with her vagina... anyone who can make those characters likeable is a god...

They could have took the easy way out. They could have made the girl an antagonist or just an "evil" protagonist. They could have tried to characterize some of the males instead of assigning them various sexual deviatations. But no, they took the lazy man's way and didn't even try.

 

[pumuckl]

i think you all read a little to much into ur movies...

it's a vagina biting off penis's (and gynocologists hands) left and right... what more do u want?

after u made a movie about a vaginal monster i think it would be a little hard to add substance to that