Tell a quick story

[NoOne852]

Lets all tell some quick stories! The rules are as follows:
1. The story is only 1-2 sentences.
2. After telling the story, you must leave a word (can be anything) that the next person has to include in their story

Here is an example:

Person 1: Jack and Jill ran up a hill but found they were actually lost and Jack ate Jill before the rescue team arrived.

Rainbows.

Person 2: The walrus flew on his magical rainbow spewing plane until he crashed into the Nyan Cat.

Sci-Fi.


And so on! Since there is nobody before me, I will just leave a topic for the next person.

Gaming.

 

[thesilentman]

My Steam account is arm wrestling with me.

Fallacies.

 

[NoOne852]

Jim and Carl were intensely debating until Carl pulled out a picture of Morgan Freeman with cotton candy, thus showing Jim's argument was in fact invalid.

Flying

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Rose: Jack, I'm flying!
Jack: No you're not.

Shoes

 

[thesilentman]

My shoes grew spikes and almost killed me, if I hadn't went to the doctor in time.

Fire.

 

[NoOne852]

As it roared through the forest, the fire burned down everying until it realized it left the stove on, where it then rushed back home.

internet

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I looked at stuff, got bored, then died.

Gaming reviews

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Gaming reviews are like cow pats. You try to avoid them, but eventually you fall face first into one.

Your Mother!

 

[NoOne852]

I entered your house, but quickly retreated out upon discovering that you had a hamster for a mother and that the place smelled of elder berries due to your father.

Feels.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I know a guy who managed to break his back on a footpath. Now he only feels concrete all the time from the waist down.

Finance

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Uh... huh...

I'll go with the previous one then:

Who needs to manage their finances when they've got SWAG!

Gangnam Style

(sorry!)

 

[thesilentman]

My friends can't stop dancing. I needed to pour some water on those guys before they listened.

Spambots.

 

[NoOne852]

"What's that smell?" "Oh, that just my new robots, they run off of spam to advertise the product!"

nightmare

 

[thesilentman]

I saw one that may have interested me. Failed to do so.

Apple.