Tell Me A Joke...

[TheRiddler]

This thread's basically what it appears to be. Do you guys know any good jokes? Post 'em below.

To start us off:

What do you call a telepathic baby on the run from the cops?
-A small medium at large.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
-One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy.

The police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

 

[Elfgore]

I gotta post my favorite joke before someone else does.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
-Bison.

 

[Barbas]

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

 

[Brownie80]

How do you make a Yugo drive over 60 miles per hour?

Spoiler

You push it off a cliff.

 

[Euryalus]

What did the cat say to the dog when it ate its food?

Spoiler

Nothing, its a cat. They can't talk silly!

 

[Barbas]

What do you call a woman on the horizon?

Spoiler

Dot.