tell me some bad jokes
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
I've been suffering from Alzheimer-Bulimia. I eat large amounts of unhealthy Food but i forget to puke afterwards...
Bulimia! Twice the Taste, no Calories!
Remember that Scene from "Pulp Fiction" when John Travolta accidentally shoots the Informant Guy and Travolta and Jackson get splattered with Blood and Pieces of Brain?
The Informant gave them a Piece of his Mind...
I've been suffering from Alzheimer-Bulimia. I eat large amounts of unhealthy Food but i forget to puke afterwards...
Bulimia! Twice the Taste, no Calories!
Remember that Scene from "Pulp Fiction" when John Travolta accidentally shoots the Informant Guy and Travolta and Jackson get splattered with Blood and Pieces of Brain?
The Informant gave them a Piece of his Mind...
I've got two for you.
#1 So a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam, all walk into a bar, the bartender turns and asks, "What is this a joke?"
#2 Why is a balloon, alot like Virginity?
One little prick and it's gone.
#1 So a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam, all walk into a bar, the bartender turns and asks, "What is this a joke?"
#2 Why is a balloon, alot like Virginity?
One little prick and it's gone.
Here are a couple classics.
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend, he was an alchoholic... I called him Dad.
I had a Cat named Foot Steps. He died in quick sand.
When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend, he was an alchoholic... I called him Dad.
I had a Cat named Foot Steps. He died in quick sand.
Well we could just link a list of steve jobs death jokes.
Here's a racist one.
What's the definition of Confusion? Fathers day in Harlem.
Here's a bad one.
What is Helen Keller's favorite Color? Corduroy!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Left the plunger in the toilet/moved all the furniture around/stepped on her brail books with golf shoes
Here's a racist one.
What's the definition of Confusion? Fathers day in Harlem.
Here's a bad one.
What is Helen Keller's favorite Color? Corduroy!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Left the plunger in the toilet/moved all the furniture around/stepped on her brail books with golf shoes
So there are two muffins baking it an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Boy it's getting hot in here." The other freaks out and screams, "OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
There are two snowmen sitting in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you smell that?" The other sniffs the air and says, "Yeah it smells a lot like carrots."
Two peanuts were walking across the street. One was assaulted.
I can keep them coming
There are two snowmen sitting in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you smell that?" The other sniffs the air and says, "Yeah it smells a lot like carrots."
Two peanuts were walking across the street. One was assaulted.
I can keep them coming
I'd love to contribute but I'm terrible at telling jokes; I always seem to punch up the fuckline.
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. The holocaust.
That's one of my favourite anti-jokes.
A. The holocaust.
That's one of my favourite anti-jokes.
I love Anti-jokes.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
So an Irishman walks out of a bar...
What's sad about the black man driving a Cadillac driving off a cliff?
He was my friend.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
So an Irishman walks out of a bar...
What's sad about the black man driving a Cadillac driving off a cliff?
He was my friend.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.
Your mother is so fat, she has to wear large clothing.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The horse says, "My wife just died."
What do you call a man having a heart attack? An ambulance, preferably.
Is your refrigerator running? Cool, mine's broken. Mind if I store some stuff there?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The horse says, "My wife just died."
What do you call a man having a heart attack? An ambulance, preferably.
Is your refrigerator running? Cool, mine's broken. Mind if I store some stuff there?
