Tell us something about yourself.

[EmzOLV]

I'm 25, working in a temp job at the moment but starting my "normal" job of working in music festivals in January - very excited. Have loads of plans to visit loads of different countries but no money.

I have a massive love of everything containing sugar but was diagnosed with cardiac arrhythmia this last summer which was brought on by stress (I don't eat that much sugar) and so have to watch a lot of what I eat now.

I have a love of anime and gorey films, I have about 6 games I need to get started on playing and I don't have the time because I'm finishing my Unit 31 in AAT Accountancy with my exams at the end of this month.

That should do it

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I'm 22, my life long dream is to become a famous author. My favorite food is mac and cheese (sometimes with either sausage or hot dogs chopped up and mixed in) and I have a huge fetish for cat-girls. (not full furry, just the ears and tails...SO CUTE!)

I also love Legend of Zelda and hope to start a free-flow ideas podcast in the near future.

 

[Jewrean]

23. Male. Maths Teacher. Live with my sister. Just got my first girlfriend. Currently unfulfilled. Good family. Okay friends. Currently stressed.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm a 20 year old female living in the UK.

I'm currently in college, studying a National Diploma in Public Uniformed Services - when I finish the course, I'm either going to go to University and study something like Criminology or try and go straight into the Police from there. My aim is to end up as either a Crime Scene Investigator or a Police Dog Handler, depending on what my living situation is when I get the option to specialize.

My appearance (personality-wise) is misleading, perhaps due to the ignorance of the people I've met. They falsely believe me to be fairly one-sided; childish and introverted. Those who actually bother to pay attention to what I have to say learn that I am also mature (when the occasion calls for it), brutally honest, and somewhat insightful. I do have a heart, as much as I like to convince my friends otherwise, but I am very cautious about who I give it to. I like to believe I am delightfully strange.

When gaming, my preferred agenda is anything RPG-shaped, or simply popping zombie heads.

I'm not entirely sure what else to say. D:

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm 19, soon to be 20. Tried and failed at "Master of Science in Space Engineering", currently studying computer engineering, wearing a red shirt that says expendable.
I suffer from insomnia, possibly connected to the fact that I drink at least 8 cups of coffee per day. I have not yet bothered with getting a drivers license and see little need to get one.
Vodka gives me memory loss, but only vodka and no other kind of liquor.
Every single scar (from physical injuries) I have is located on my left hand.

That last sentence is kind of funny. See, I'm left handed and all my scars from injuries, except one burn scar on my mid forearm on my left arm, are all on my right side. I got stabbed in the right shoulder, put my teeth through the top of my right hand when I blocked a kick to the face, and scars on all the tips of my fingers on my right hand. It's interesting how stuff like that works.

Also, the scar on my left arm has actually gone away. It took several years, but it did.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm really not that interesting, you'd get better stories from a freeside Junkie...

anyway I am female and Enjoy playing video games which in a way makes me a freak of nature,

and I HATE anything that teenage girls like, I come from a rural background but I am NOT a country person, as in I hate sheep I cant drive a tractor and feel more at home inside on the computer than outside, I HATE SHEEP

I Like movie posters and the fallout series and hope to one day get a poster related to the fallout series

I love the work of Quinten tarantino

the idea of going to see a movie I don't want to watch fills me with dread

I still havnt given my ex's ps2 back...

I have an addiction to caffine

I figured you were a fallout fan as soon as I saw the freeside jumkie bit along with your sn. XD

Also, if you don't mind my asking, why do you hate sheep? I mean, as a female, it would be odd to accuse you of boning a sheep, since that's normally something people accuse men of. I suppose it's possible, but unlikely and would make very little sense. XD

Also, if your ex isn't pestering you constantly for the ps2, they must not want it back that badly. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm a 20 year old female living in the UK.

I'm currently in college, studying a National Diploma in Public Uniformed Services - when I finish the course, I'm either going to go to University and study something like Criminology or try and go straight into the Police from there. My aim is to end up as either a Crime Scene Investigator or a Police Dog Handler, depending on what my living situation is when I get the option to specialize.

My appearance (personality-wise) is misleading, perhaps due to the ignorance of the people I've met. They falsely believe me to be fairly one-sided; childish and introverted. Those who actually bother to pay attention to what I have to say learn that I am also mature (when the occasion calls for it), brutally honest, and somewhat insightful. I do have a heart, as much as I like to convince my friends otherwise, but I am very cautious about who I give it to. I like to believe I am delightfully strange.

When gaming, my preferred agenda is anything RPG-shaped, or simply popping zombie heads.

I'm not entirely sure what else to say. D:

The funny thing about the childish and introverted part... You see, I used to be a psychology major and took a series of personality tests. According to the one I took, the Jungian Personality Typology, it said that I was extroverted, sensing, thinking, and judging, which you may or may not learn about, I'm not sure what all is required for the criminal courses here in the US, let alone the UK. Anyway, it basically says that I'm extroverted and make logical decisions which I suppose makes me mature.

I'm extroverted to a degree, but I just find that most people aren't worth talking to, which I know is a flaw on my part since most people actually do have a little bit of sense, even if they don't act like it all the time. I also have bits of my that never left fifth grade. Like the fact that I still find "that's what she said" jokes funny and constantly says "in Soviet Russia..." stuff, but for the most part, my dark sense of humor allows me to see humor in things that most people wouldn't.

Also, I like delightfully strange people. It gets boring if people are simply cookie cutter copies (try saying that five times fast. XD) of each other.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

The funny thing about the childish and introverted part... You see, I used to be a psychology major and took a series of personality tests. According to the one I took, the Jungian Personality Typology, it said that I was extroverted, sensing, thinking, and judging, which you may or may not learn about, I'm not sure what all is required for the criminal courses here in the US, let alone the UK. Anyway, it basically says that I'm extroverted and make logical decisions which I suppose makes me mature.

I'm extroverted to a degree, but I just find that most people aren't worth talking to, which I know is a flaw on my part since most people actually do have a little bit of sense, even if they don't act like it all the time. I also have bits of my that never left fifth grade. Like the fact that I still find "that's what she said" jokes funny and constantly says "in Soviet Russia..." stuff, but for the most part, my dark sense of humor allows me to see humor in things that most people wouldn't.

Also, I like delightfully strange people. It gets boring if people are simply cookie cutter copies (try saying that five times fast. XD) of each other.

I tried asking Google about the test you mentioned, and it seems to believe it's similar to the Myers-Briggs personality test I took a while ago. I believe it classified me as being INTP; Introverted, Intuitive, Thoughtful & Perceptive. All of those things are fairly accurate, although my mother wishes to add 'manipulative' to the list - because I seem to be able to control how people think of me. To some, I seem relatively hostile; to others, approachable. It's not something I do consciously, and to be honest, I believe everyone does it - but it's interesting to think about.

Having a dark sense of humor is awesome. Being able to take an otherwise grim and disturbing situation and view it in a less 'srs bizness' light can be incredibly helpful, especially if it's the passing of a loved one you're trying to come to terms with. Then again, everyone is different. That actually brings me to another point - the introverted people I've met seem to bottle things up, whereas I can't. I have to be open about them, even if it's not with the slightly more tactile approach I would use normally.

I've never been good at tongue twisters. I fail at saying words most of the time; I swear I'm developing a stutter..

 

[fgdfgdgd]

I kill aliens and doesn't afraid of anything?

[small]...except heights, commitment and the soul crushing reality that life after school isn't what i thought it'd be.[/small]

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I may be the dullest person on this website.

21-year-old male, I live in Florida (aka, America's wang, or that state that tries too hard to imitate California). I have no aspirations, am misanthropic, ruthless, cold, and I talk to/work with people when it benefits me. I do believe in common courtesy. In short: I'm what a DnD'er would call chaotic neutral.

 

[ThoseTwoDudes]

I may be the dullest person on this website.

21-year-old male, I live in Florida (aka, America's wang, or that state that tries too hard to imitate California). I have no aspirations, am misanthropic, ruthless, cold, and I talk to/work with people when it benefits me. I do believe in common courtesy. In short: I'm what a DnD'er would call chaotic neutral.

That would actually be more "True Neutral leaning towards Neutral Evil" to me. Sorry, it is just a pet peeve with me whenever someone screws up the alignment system.

Okay, I am a person, who is a fan of Dungeons and Dragons, especially Planescape, I like pigeons, I roleplay as a sentient number, and I am living.

 

[Kevonovitch]

i am me, and i exist to devour the world's supply of bacon.

 

[ThoseTwoDudes]

i am me, and i exist to devour the world's supply of bacon.

Best purpose of existence ever.

 

[Kevonovitch]

i am me, and i exist to devour the world's supply of bacon.

Best purpose of existence ever.

ty, btw, if you ever find yourself with bacon, don't blink, cuz then i'll have eaten it faster than candle jack can stop me

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I collect those glasses you get at 3D movies. I have ten pairs.
First movie I ever watched was The Dark Crystal.
I am a diehard comicbook fan.
If I could change my name it would be Clark.
I have a man-crush on Johnny Knoxville from Jackass.
I want to be an actor.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

25yrs old. Studying German, English and Irish at a University in Germany. Always loved to act n theatre and still got it as my Plan B next to teaching, well at least Dramaturgy or something like that.
I love Music, expecially Punk,Psychobilly, 80's Goth and some Metal, i go to clubs regularly and work at a place that organizes Concert shows, second job is operating a forklift in a storagehouse for milk-products.(busy me)
I am in a relationship now for slighty over 2 years, which beats my record for longlivity of relationships by ~23 months.
I don't eat meat.I can be quite an arrogant asshole if i'm in the right mood or confronted with idiocy.
aaaand i have to go now because Old English class starts in 5 minutes, in another building....PANIC!

 

[Eisenfaust]

i'm 3 years into a B. Psych degree yet i see mental illness as pathetic, a form of weakness, and generally regard those suffering from a mental illness with... profound distaste... no idea why, and the belief seems impermeable based on arguments i've had, so i'm not that worried

 

[Wutaiflea]

I'm 25. I work part-time as a para-professional counsellor.

I want to get some crappy job to make the money I need to do a full counselling diploma and also to buy pairs of Ice Cream Courtesan and Oz Golden Girl shoes by Irregular Choice, and Muerte Punk Platforms in silver/purple and Zebracorn platforms by Iron Fist.

I enjoy cooking, have a cat called Yuffie, and still crave Dominos Tandoori Hot pizza, despite it being directly responsible for the most painful 18 months of my life.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

-snip-

That last sentence is kind of funny. See, I'm left handed and all my scars from injuries, except one burn scar on my mid forearm on my left arm, are all on my right side. I got stabbed in the right shoulder, put my teeth through the top of my right hand when I blocked a kick to the face, and scars on all the tips of my fingers on my right hand. It's interesting how stuff like that works.

Also, the scar on my left arm has actually gone away. It took several years, but it did.

As you've might have guessed I'm right handed, or mostly anyway.
But I think I've had more odd injuries, to name a few highlights: Sewing machine made a scar that looks exactly like a K with an apostrophe over it, a shard from a wine glass nearly severed a sinew, my index finger at one point was more or less soldered to the heat element in an oven and in another sewing machine accident the needle went trough the nail. It did hurt like hell, but left no scar.

 

[Vault101]

I'm really not that interesting, you'd get better stories from a freeside Junkie...

anyway I am female and Enjoy playing video games which in a way makes me a freak of nature,

and I HATE anything that teenage girls like, I come from a rural background but I am NOT a country person, as in I hate sheep I cant drive a tractor and feel more at home inside on the computer than outside, I HATE SHEEP

I Like movie posters and the fallout series and hope to one day get a poster related to the fallout series

I love the work of Quinten tarantino

the idea of going to see a movie I don't want to watch fills me with dread

I still havnt given my ex's ps2 back...

I have an addiction to caffine

I figured you were a fallout fan as soon as I saw the freeside jumkie bit along with your sn. XD

Also, if you don't mind my asking, why do you hate sheep? I mean, as a female, it would be odd to accuse you of boning a sheep, since that's normally something people accuse men of. I suppose it's possible, but unlikely and would make very little sense. XD

Also, if your ex isn't pestering you constantly for the ps2, they must not want it back that badly. XD

you would know if you have had to work with them, they smell they are stupid and when you have to get hundreds of them from point a to point b they don't move where they are suposed to move instead they go extactally where you DON;T want them to move

I should have said I hate working with sheep...its kinda a bad childhood memory/ resentment thing