Tempus Fudgit

[werepossum]

I would go back and kill whoever the hell made that wood carving.

Hey! That wood carving rocks. (Hmm. I wonder if I could make that my avatar?) Who knew octopuses went downtown before that brave wood carver? Who knew the nation that doesn't allow pubic hair to be shown had THIS in the attic?

I do have a picture in my head, though, of a Japanese emperor addressing a wood carver and saying "Yeah, see, when I said I wanted a wood carving of an adventurous knight and a giant octopus eating a woman, what I really had in mind was...different. But not this different."

 

[Omnidum]

Maybe I would join a viking raid, just to document how it actually was.

 

[M0rp43vs]

By bringing most of the new technology back to the past, once they work out the nuances they might be able to improve them so much by the time I get to the present (or something, think I didn't word it right...)

Maybe I'll go back to 9/11 and kill those responsible(whoever is responsible)

Of course, I could try starting a new religion.... don't think it'll be that hard with those idiots in the past

 

[Silver]

Of course, I could try starting a new religion.... don't think it'll be that hard with those idiots in the past

Only in the past? You could just as easily start a religion nowadays. The things some people believe is just... I'm at a loss for words.

 

[M0rp43vs]

hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

 

[werepossum]

hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

Make it really wacky, with evil wizards trapping alien souls in volcanoes which then leak out and infest monkeys. Then, just to gild the ridiculousness with a laughably thin layer of respectability, give it a pretentious name like, oh, Scientology. Then when you -

Sorry, got to go, there are some men in suits at the door.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

hmmm, you right...
I wonder what i should call it?

Scientolojie?