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Evil Smurf

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Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
I am nearly at 600 posts. Now I don't think that is so cool, THANKS GUYS! :p
Halt! Help us stop Daystar! He cannot ascend! We must help him!

The truth is...

he is forum-born

Imagine if there were no food threads!
I am calling it... Escapibumbles...

RETAKE DAYSTAR!

captcha: head over heels

Oh lord, I'm falling!
we must throw ME3 flavoured cup cakes at him!
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Lectori Salutem said:
10000 posts?
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
Yes.

Yes I do.

Now my dark work can begin.
You dare awaken Cthulhu?
Cthulhu? Pah! He's a wussy compared to Cutewloo!

that was cut, not cute!
you dare blaspheme? Shame on you sir!
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
 

Evil Smurf

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Lil_Rimmy said:
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!
 

Deadyawn

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Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!
Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.
 

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Rawne1980 said:
Fappy said:
I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services.
Sometimes Fappy, sometimes you disturb me.
Only sometimes? I am failing at my job then D:
 

Evil Smurf

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Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!
Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.
I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man
 
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Daystar Clarion said:
So I'm finally here.

The 10k post mark.

You people said I couldn't do it.

"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"

I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.

Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.

True story.


Okay, time for the serious part.

The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.

I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.

I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.

I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.

And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.

The guys above make this site a great place to visit.

But you guys make this a great place to stay.

It's been a pleasure.
Git. You joined after me and you still made it here before me.

Unfortunately, the best way to celebrate your victory is to derail the thread, but after four pages I'm already certain that most people are talking about the different shapes of spoons or something.
 

Lil_Rimmy

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Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!
Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.
I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man
Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!
 

Deadyawn

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Evil Smurf said:
Reet72 said:
Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!
are you a scooby doo villain?
I wish.
I'm pretty sure any and all scooby doo villians are not only more awesome than I but also more competent.

Not that I'm about to let that stop me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...sigh.
 

Samantha Burt

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Daystar Clarion said:
Lionsfan said:
Naw....you're not a god yet. Maybe a Demi-God, but not a god.

Get to 30,000 posts and then we'll talk about Godhood
TopazFusion said:
*looks at your join date*

Took you long enough.

I'm over halfway there already =P
Can't you just let me have this?

Why do you have to ruin this for me?

I thought we were friends.
I'll be friends with you. I think it's pretty damn impressive, I could never be that social xD
 

Evil Smurf

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Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
Evil Smurf said:
Lil_Rimmy said:
You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!
Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!
Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.
I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man
Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but on that vein...have you had kangaroo Sausages? They be delicious!
 

Evil Smurf

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Reet72 said:
Evil Smurf said:
Reet72 said:
Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!
are you a scooby doo villain?
I wish.
I'm pretty sure any and all scooby doo villians are not only more awesome than I but also more competent.

Not that I'm about to let that stop me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...sigh.
*attempts to pull of your facemask* I must get a dog