Terms you use way too often

[Major_Sam]

Dude
Man
Frell
"I reckon"
SQUEE!
y-cakes. eg. Sammy-cakes
BAM!
I use "well" way too much.

 

[Nincompoop]

Toodles
I try to use them as often as possible, hoping they will catch on one day.

That's pathetic, in a cute way... Like the Zero Punctuation Imp Plushy xP... Wasn't trying to offend you o.o...

A period of time I totally over-used and dried out "Das Ubergeigh". (Pronounced 'Das Ubergay')
Really not sure what it means, but I don't think it just means "gay". I for one didn't use it to that. Directly translated it 'the over gay', sorta makes fun of the german language I think.
Anyways! I caught myself annoyed of myself many a times -.-...

 

[megatron2.0]

fail
epic

 

[Gruthar]

They're not slang, but I catch myself saying "actually" and "though" more often than I should.

Same deal, though I'm appending "basically" and "essentially" to my list. I have to make a conscious effort not to begin every sentence with "Well, ..." My second offense is overuse of probabilistic language (in trying to avoid making absolutes on a given subject, I use "usually", "probably", "typically", etc. a lot.)

Anachronistic words are snazzy, too.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

FS, fuck that... actually pretty much every combination of the word fuck and any random word >.> I swear to much =/

 

[ScarlettRage]

lol.
rofl.
fail.
pwned.

its true, i use those all the time.

lol same but i also use

lmao
lmfao
brb
ttyl
fuck
shit
whore
***** (acually one of my nicknames XD)
mmmmmmmm
your tweeting
your a bird
hmmm if i think of anymore i'll post again

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Spiffing.
Legit.
Drugs (First response to any question).
Aids.
Smells.

 

[UpcountryGecko]

I use 'man' to often. I don't know why but I used it once and now at the end of almost every sentance I say it.

 

[Dottie]

I say

Ridiculous...

...a lot...

 

[CMon]

In longer threads or replies, I persistently start half of the paragraphs with "Also...".

Additionally, (<- ha, I didn't use it), I also (<- fuuuu-) quite often start a counterargument with the phrase "I disagree.", followed by arguments.

 

[Cuniculus]

In all reality...

 

[Noamuth]

Shitty.
Chuffed.
Stoked.
Awesome.
Lame.
wut.

 

[dmase]

Gunt- an enormous belly that hangs over your trousers.

That's the one at the moment. I use TONS of slang, though; way too much to make a list of.

That would be called a dunlope in America, because it dunloped over your pants. ingenious is not.

I basically over use every four letter word that would make a nun cry
really
dude

Edit:its probably dunlop no E i guess

 

[Wutaiflea]

For the love of cock knockery...
Awesome (in the tone of voice I use to mock an absolute arsehole of my acquaintance)
To be honest/frank
I'm surrounded by twatmouths
Or is it/that just me?

I also swear far too much in general.

 

[Xorghul]

lol.
rofl.
fail.
pwned.

its true, i use those all the time.

No offence sire, but I'm obliged to hate you now. I think it's something psychological..

 

[kaziard]

shizz
fuck
hell no
screw thut
aaaaaaaaah shoit
shenanigans
lol

 

[Kif]

Anywho.

 

[New Troll]

Anytime anyone ever asks how I'm doing, I respond "I'm alive."
And if they say that's a good thing, I respond "I guess."

And if someone tells me they'll see or talk with me later, I reply "If you're lucky."

There's also a greeting I have that most people find amusing but I can't think of it right now. Supposedly I stress weird words in it or something. Oh well, who cares.

"Who cares." is another one. Or "I don't car.. err.. know."

 

[TheMatt]

Giver.

It's Canadian for "go for it."

"Who's turn is it?" "Yours, giver"

"I can;t do another a shot!" "Giver yah fag" and so on.

 

[Lullabye]

Are you a fcucking retard?<thats howw i say it
and
FAIL!<this is my new fav term.