Test Your Mental Might With The Escapist's First-Ever Puzzle Adventure!

[Jack and Calumon]

Number 2 has got me bent over and is bludgeoning me silly.

No that's not a hint. That's the state of my mind. It's my final one!

Calumon: Uhhh... I don't know any of them.

 

[anthony87]

SUCCESS!!!!

 

[Randomspike]

Number 2 has got me bent over and is bludgeoning me silly.

No that's not a hint. That's the state of my mind. It's my final one!

Calumon: Uhhh... I don't know any of them.

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Try ignoring the word "little" in the clue, I found that to be misleading.

 

[ShockValue]

For the first one, focus on the 90 degress.

For the second one,

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the sentence can be rewritten as Cry, Little Sister. Then shove the rewritten sentence together.

Once again you have greatly helped me there.

 

[erbkaiser]

Just got 1. Feel stupid now it took so long even if it was a head twister.

 

[anthony87]

Number 2 has got me bent over and is bludgeoning me silly.

No that's not a hint. That's the state of my mind. It's my final one!

Calumon: Uhhh... I don't know any of them.

Think of FPS games and Billy Idol.

I'm aware that's probably shite advice but I'd hate to be too obvious.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Haha finally got them all. An there will be no face mashing as I hadn't heard of number 4, and number 3 isn't a game I've payed any attention to at all.

 

[GingerCactus]

I cannot for the life of me get number 1

I have some clues for the others though

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you need to think of it as two separate clues, but it isn't as simple as just sticking two words together

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the numbers may mean more than just numbers, but I can tell you now, they aren't in the right order

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Not a "place *cough*building*cough*

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It looks like a gun. A gun that seems...customised?

EDIT: GGRRR!! I GOT IT AND I FEEL LIKE THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE!!!!!!

 

[Ren3004]

Phew, finally got them all... Thanks to everyone in this thread, it was a great help.

 

[SexMeat]

Finally got number 4. The hint given... sort of makes sense in retrospect, but it doesn't if you're trying to figure out the title. The same goes for the string of words you have to work with.

If you need a hint:

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Maybe check out some the recent game reviews [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/reviews/]?

I'd have never got it without that.

 

[Luhrsen]

Got them all! Obviously I need to play a few more games. And learn how many letters are in the alphabet.

 

[zombiestrangler]

I cannot for the life of me get number 1

I have some clues for the others though

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you need to think of it as two separate clues, but it isn't as simple as just sticking two words together[/spoiler

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Tilt your head and think of space.

 

[C95J]

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the sentence can be rewritten as Cry, Little Sister. Then shove the rewritten sentence together.

yay, got it finally!

Just got 1. It helps if you tilt your head.

As soon as I did that I got it, thanks

Now, only No.3 to go...

Any hints?!?

 

[dragontiers]

Number 2 has got me bent over and is bludgeoning me silly.

No that's not a hint. That's the state of my mind. It's my final one!

Calumon: Uhhh... I don't know any of them.

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Try ignoring the word "little" in the clue, I found that to be misleading.

Oh god, thank you. I'd been beating my face over this one for a while. And while I was sort of thinking the answer was what it was, I kept dismissing it because of "little". Thank you so much.

 

[Phishfood]

Just got 1. It helps if you tilt your head.

Yeah, figured the clue part. Now I'm bashing my head on the screen to name the game. That DOESN'T help.

 

[anthony87]

Everybody raise your hand if you think The Escapist has to do more of these in the future!

*raises the shit out of hand*

 

[airplanedude550]

ok...#3 is seriously confusing me! (so is #5!)

 

[dragontiers]

Just got 1. It helps if you tilt your head.

Yeah, figured the clue part. Now I'm bashing my head on the screen to name the game. That DOESN'T help.

Try the other direction then.

 

[Andalusa]

Push harder, it's only small.

For Four, remember to mask out the letters you don't need, or you'll be throwing the furniture around.

Ah, got it.
Thank you!

 

[oldskoolandi]

Managed to get them all, thanks to some of the hints on here. Embarassingly, what I struggled most with was remembering the alphabet...