Soldier
- The Hippie Prod -
Ammo:
Electricity (30 seconds per "Jolt Charge")
Positive or Neutral:
Standard:
Mini Crits stunned opponents (Either Sandman or Hippie Prod)
Right click:
Paralyses Opponent in place
Stuns Opponent for 10 seconds
Disables Invisibility for 30 seconds
Negative:
Standard:
30% Damage decrease [by comparison to Shovel]
No random crits
Right click:
80% less damage [by comparison to Shovel]
Will not affect opponents already stunned (Either Sandman or Hippie Prod)
Concept
Hippies! The do-nothing Mahatma Teresa's of the Battlefield, look at them doing nothing, someone ought ta teach them a lesson, but if we use guns we are just as cowardly as they. Oh what to do?
Well fret no more good Soldier! That is precisely the reason the Hippie Prod was invented for! It makes sure anyone caught "dozing off"/"stunned"/"riding the magic train to Woodstock" in the battlefield receive a package from Major PAIN himself!
But what about those non-hippies? I can barely harm them! says the oh-so-observant Private. Well son, that's why the Hippie Prod comes complete with the ability to jolt electrical discharges into the spine of those spineless cowards that side on teams full of those sleepy wannabe Americans, just one jolt from The Hippie Prod and their true nature will be revealed as well!

- The Hippie Prod -

Ammo:
Electricity (30 seconds per "Jolt Charge")
Positive or Neutral:
Standard:
Mini Crits stunned opponents (Either Sandman or Hippie Prod)
Right click:
Paralyses Opponent in place
Stuns Opponent for 10 seconds
Disables Invisibility for 30 seconds
Negative:
Standard:
30% Damage decrease [by comparison to Shovel]
No random crits
Right click:
80% less damage [by comparison to Shovel]
Will not affect opponents already stunned (Either Sandman or Hippie Prod)
Concept
Hippies! The do-nothing Mahatma Teresa's of the Battlefield, look at them doing nothing, someone ought ta teach them a lesson, but if we use guns we are just as cowardly as they. Oh what to do?
Well fret no more good Soldier! That is precisely the reason the Hippie Prod was invented for! It makes sure anyone caught "dozing off"/"stunned"/"riding the magic train to Woodstock" in the battlefield receive a package from Major PAIN himself!
But what about those non-hippies? I can barely harm them! says the oh-so-observant Private. Well son, that's why the Hippie Prod comes complete with the ability to jolt electrical discharges into the spine of those spineless cowards that side on teams full of those sleepy wannabe Americans, just one jolt from The Hippie Prod and their true nature will be revealed as well!