This.Queen Michael said:I can't ever remember a time when I could put books down.
My folks bought some of those Time/Life book sets that used to be advertised on TV before everything went digital. As a wee lad I remember opening and devouring each new Childcraft (I think that was the name, it was a subscription educational book series for kids) as it came in the mail. I was always years ahead of average in comprehension and absorbed a LOT of information. Led to some interesting moments in school later:
While other boys were out jumping their bikes and lying to each other about having felt up a girl, I was reading Lord of the Rings, the Dark Elf Trilogy, and the story of Finn MacCool. In seventh grade our reading teacher let us read whatever we wanted, as long as we read a certain amount and logged it. I read so much I couldn't even keep a log. Considering the previous year the conceited hippo I had for a teacher had made us all read Anne of Green Gables, which was the closest I've ever come to being put off books forever, this was heaven.Teacher: There is a type of fish that was thought to have been extinct for millions of years until one was caught in the early 1900s!
Me: Yeah, it's called a coelacanth.
Everyone in the room, teacher included: How do you know that??
Me: (actually I just shrugged, but I should have said "BOOKS, motherfuckers!")