That Joke

[Gearset]

What do you do with a legless dog?
Take him out for a drag

 

[chaosbedlam]

A man runs over a woman while riding a motorbike who is in the wrong?...

the man... he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.

(cos nothing breaks the ice faster than a little outdated sexism.)

 

[Hagi]

What's black and if falling out of a tree breaks your furnace?

Spoiler: answer

Your furnace!

And one I saw on a t-shirt recently:
Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.

 

[Amphoteric]

I took the highway out of New York,

The Mayor wants it back.

 

[RussetRanger]

I tend to let them out as time goes along, usually something idiosyncratic and dorky. It really depends on the situtation though.