That Made My Day!

[AvsJoe]

I hope this guy (not the robber, the guy) goes to prison for a very, very long time for threatening the President of the United States. He deserves 20 years, maybe more, for such a heinous crime.

 

[DanDeFool]

Ballsy. If this gets back to "Alex", he could get in way more trouble than the mugger. I'd call poetic justice on this, but I feel more inclined to call it excessive, and even MORE inclined to call it FAKE.

Still, good reason to carry a gun. Gotta get that concealed carry license...

 

[Blatherscythe]

Probably fake also not funny in the least.

Also this is advertising

Edit:

I'm on the robbers side to be honest, i dislike people who carry fireams.

A bout of anger or nervous twitch could have ended the poor kids life for merely an attempted mugging.

So you support the prick who threatened a young couples lives over a jacket, spare change and errings? Asshole got something much worse than a bullet to the brain.

Yes, because in actuality, the only harm the kid wanted the couple to come to was a loss of material possessions, Opposed to the other side of the spectrum where the man would sincerely like to watch the robber die.

Edit: the couple is also racist, and the robber was black. (my educated opinion.)

It gives no indication of what colour the robber was, your just assuming that and the fact that you assume that a mugger is black makes you a racist. Also if someone threatens to knife you and a loved one and you had a gun, wouldn't you use it?

 

[Blatherscythe]

I hope this guy (not the robber, the guy) goes to prison for a very, very long time for threatening the President of the United States. He deserves 20 years, maybe more, for such a heinous crime.

He was just saying that to get the mugger into even deeper shit. He most likely doesn't think that Obama should be shot.

 

[Riccan]

What the armed man did was not justice, infact it was criminal and pathetic. He robbed the man who tried to rob him, that is still robbery. He should have just reported the events instead of resorting to an extremely juvenile form of revenge.

 

[Shockolate]

It's not even 2 am, and the latest Rooster Teeth video already made my day.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

While I think that the victim shouldn't have gone nearly as far as he did in exacting revenge, I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't damn awesome.

 

[Levitas1234]

Probably fake also not funny in the least.

Also this is advertising

Edit:

I'm on the robbers side to be honest, i dislike people who carry fireams.

A bout of anger or nervous twitch could have ended the poor kids life for merely an attempted mugging.

So you support the prick who threatened a young couples lives over a jacket, spare change and errings? Asshole got something much worse than a bullet to the brain.

Yes, because in actuality, the only harm the kid wanted the couple to come to was a loss of material possessions, Opposed to the other side of the spectrum where the man would sincerely like to watch the robber die.

Edit: the couple is also racist, and the robber was black. (my educated opinion.)

It gives no indication of what colour the robber was, your just assuming that and the fact that you assume that a mugger is black makes you a racist. Also if someone threatens to knife you and a loved one and you had a gun, wouldn't you use it?

No, of course i wouldn't use it! I'd give a mugger my pocket change, jacket and own health before i killed him.

I'm not saying i wouldn't defend myself, I just wouldn't use a gun.

I have friends who have had to jump people for cash, none of them deserve to die.

 

[Saargston]

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Yes, because in actuality, the only harm the kid wanted the couple to come to was a loss of material possessions, Opposed to the other side of the spectrum where the man would sincerely like to watch the robber die.

Edit: the couple is also racist, and the robber was black. (my educated opinion.)

I like how you decide that, when race wasn't mentioned at all. If the couple was racist, it surely would've been mentioned in the post. That's more of an assumption than an educated opinion.

OT: This is definitely fake, but it was pretty funny. And while throwing a wallet into a pimpmobile and calling the FBI is pretty damn excessive, giving a person 150 gallons of gas on the robber's dime was a pretty good move.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Probably fake also not funny in the least.

Also this is advertising

Edit:

I'm on the robbers side to be honest, i dislike people who carry fireams.

A bout of anger or nervous twitch could have ended the poor kids life for merely an attempted mugging.

So you support the prick who threatened a young couples lives over a jacket, spare change and errings? Asshole got something much worse than a bullet to the brain.

Yes, because in actuality, the only harm the kid wanted the couple to come to was a loss of material possessions, Opposed to the other side of the spectrum where the man would sincerely like to watch the robber die.

Edit: the couple is also racist, and the robber was black. (my educated opinion.)

It gives no indication of what colour the robber was, your just assuming that and the fact that you assume that a mugger is black makes you a racist. Also if someone threatens to knife you and a loved one and you had a gun, wouldn't you use it?

No, of course i wouldn't use it! I'd give a mugger my pocket change, jacket and own health before i killed him.

I'm not saying i wouldn't defend myself, I just wouldn't use a gun.

I have friends who have had to jump people for cash, none of them deserve to die.

The guy didn't even plan to shoot him, also your friends don't deserve to die, but definatly deserve to get the shit beaten out of them. There is no excuse for that, they didn't even need the cash I bet.

 

[starwarsgeek]

This is old and fake, but always an amusing read

 

[David_G]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.228278-The-Cute-Feel-Good-Happy-Epic-Bad-Ass-Funny-Thread
If you're looking for funny go in this thread.

About that story, it's hilarious.

 

[AvsJoe]

I hope this guy (not the robber, the guy) goes to prison for a very, very long time for threatening the President of the United States. He deserves 20 years, maybe more, for such a heinous crime.

He was just saying that to get the mugger into even deeper shit. He most likely doesn't think that Obama should be shot.

Still, he made a threat against the president's life. Even if he has no intention of carrying it out, that's a major crime. Think about it, a secret service agent (or whoever checks the threats) dedicated some of his or her time to this joke when he or she could've been investigating a real threat instead. Maybe the guy doesn't deserve massive jail time if this is the case but he does deserve some kind of punishment.

 

[InnerRebellion]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/723568/3D+Mario+View/

Not funny...but pretty damn neat.

 

[Blatherscythe]

This is old and fake, but always an amusing read

Doesn't matter, it's still funny to imagine that it happened. And imagine the outcome.

 

[MaVeN1337]

For those of you on the robbers side.
If you're enough of a shit bag to go out of your way to mug someone and steal someones personal shit and money.

You deserve something like that to happen.
Anyways it's fake.

Don't hate people who are smart enough to carry firearms to defend themselves just because you can.

 

[molesgallus]

I find nothing funny anymore, I might be dead on the inside.

No, you find everything funny when you're dead inside. Sounds like you're just depressed.