That would be fun...

[Necator15]

A thread about things that you think would be interesting or fun, but haven't tried. Ones you haven't tried without any real reason are strongly encouraged.

For instance, I think it would be fun to shave with a straight razor. Granted I'd probably kill myself somehow, but I think it would be fun.

What else do you think?

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

 

[Dango]

Spoiler

Must hoverboard!

I know the technology doesn't exit yet, but I will make exist, somehow.

 

[sheic99]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

- Playing Split/Second whilst high
- Watching Alice in Wonderland whilst high
- Throwing a computer off of a rooftop.
- Lifting the back end of a car
- Pulling off a triple Miracle Whip in Skate 3
- Tipping cows
- Tipping people
- Tracking down that ****** in MW2 who camps, that you always somehow end up in a match against, and taking away his copy of the game
- Experiment in the field of augmented weightlessness (trampolines and wires)
- PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT AND ACHIEVE 100%
- Pull off a 360 no-scope. In real life of course.

That's about all that comes to mind right now!

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

Have you considered buying a pants suit?

That does sound practical...but if I started wearing pants suit every time I wanted to Office Parkour, the others would catch on quickly, and we'd never get anything done.

You know what? Screw my inbox. Pants suit, it is. PARKOUR!!!

 

[Necator15]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I would try this, but I don't, and probably never will work in an office. Or at least a crowded enough office in which that would be fun.

 

[x434343]

BASE jumping.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

The only things I still want to do are bungee jumping (face my fear of heights) and see as much of the world as possible. The rest of my checklist is (nearly) done.

 

[Irode]

Finding a certain volcano to throw in a certain ring...
and also to go back in time and prove evolutionists wrong...
then starting a flame war...
^_^

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I would try this, but I don't, and probably never will work in an office. Or at least a crowded enough office in which that would be fun.

You just need to fit it into your job! For example, if you're a park ranger, you just awkwardly climb up on top of random wild animals, like grizzly bears, then yell "PARKOUR!" before sliding back down and finding the next wildlife to parkour on top of, like a bald eagle, or a humpback whale.

The best part is when the animals high five you afterwards.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

If i could find A machine that would, listen up cause poo gets real. That would perform all acts of facial beauty!

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Spoiler

Must hoverboard!

I know the technology doesn't exit yet, but I will make exist, somehow.

Mattel is coming out with hoverboards in five years, you know.

 

[Necator15]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I would try this, but I don't, and probably never will work in an office. Or at least a crowded enough office in which that would be fun.

You just need to fit it into your job! For example, if you're a park ranger, you just awkwardly climb up on top of random wild animals, like grizzly bears, then yell "PARKOUR!" before sliding back down and finding the next wildlife to parkour on top of, like a bald eagle, or a humpback whale.

The best part is when the animals high five you afterwards.

Actually, this could be fun. You see, I work at a hotel that seems to cater to rich old men... I think you may see where I'm going with this. I'll climb on one of them and jump off yelling "PARKOUR!" much like you said. If they survive it, they'll probably congratulate me on being so damned awesome, and reward me with bags of money. If they don't... Well... Oops.

 

[Drakmeire]

sky dive, ability to fly,freeze time, or control electricity, punch Justin Beiber in the face, do the ninja warrior course, fill an inter-tube with helium and go tubing... I could go on.

 

[Terminate421]

Standing on my church alter and shouting, "Release the KRAKEN!"

 

[Paksenarrion]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I would try this, but I don't, and probably never will work in an office. Or at least a crowded enough office in which that would be fun.

You just need to fit it into your job! For example, if you're a park ranger, you just awkwardly climb up on top of random wild animals, like grizzly bears, then yell "PARKOUR!" before sliding back down and finding the next wildlife to parkour on top of, like a bald eagle, or a humpback whale.

The best part is when the animals high five you afterwards.

Actually, this could be fun. You see, I work at a hotel that seems to cater to rich old men... I think you may see where I'm going with this. I'll climb on one of them and jump off yelling "PARKOUR!" much like you said. If they survive it, they'll probably congratulate me on being so damned awesome, and reward me with bags of money. If they don't... Well... Oops.

You never know; their last will and testament could be, "My inheritance will go to the various charities listed-...aw, hell. PARKOUR!!!"

I believe you know what to do.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Despite all my pompous boasts to the contrary, I have yet to attempt Office Parkour. I think it would be fun, climbing on top of a desk, yelling, "PARKOUR!", then awkwardly jumping back down without flashing anyone on the way down. Business skirts are restrictive, and would likely tear in the first awkward try of Office Parkour. Who wants to do Awkward Office Parkour with me?!

Or, even better, posting "PARKOUR!" in random threads you participate in.

...PARKOUR!

I've done office badminton, if I can do that then trust me office parkour is do-able.

I think it would be cool if I could be completely self sufficient. To be able to grow my own foods as well as other stuff and not have to rely on anything else. Chances of that happening are way too slim though as I'm far too lazy.

PARKOUR!

 

[dlawnro]

Sit in the back pew of a church wearing a Devil costume and occasionally spout interjections of dissent.
Some comedian talked about that, and I've loved the idea ever since.
Also, run around downtown with a bushel of bananas throwing them at random passersby and shouting "BANANARANG!" at the top of my voice before running away.
Or get someone in a Joker costume and someone in a Batman costume to chase each other around a park or something.

Yeah, I think you all understand my sense of humor now...

 

[Necator15]

-snip-

Actually, (Fun story that's still relevant to the topic) my boss and I were talking about trying to get a "Wall of death" thing going on for breakfast one morning. The image of about a hundred or so people 70+ about to go at it with walkers had us both nearly on the floor crying from laughter.

Granted, even though it would take them forever to reach each other, once they did, those walkers would be fucking deadly.

It would be fun... If bad for business.


(For those who don't know what that is, apparently it's kind of when a moshpit separates into two sides, then the music starts and... It's basically Braveheart, except usually with metal.)