My friend always rolls perfect in board games while my rolls always suck. He didn't want to toss me the iPhone to use the roll ap for my D&D character, so he did it. When I got damn near perfect he said, "Fuck this, you do it," to which I responded "Not a chance in hell. You volunteered," and it pretty much turned into my rerolling a shitty tank simply because he forgot he had god's hand in rolling.
Also, True Crimes, I'm pretty sure it's the first one. The first time I got a car I backed out of the garage, backed into a lamp post, the back end of the car went up and the whole thing flipped over onto it's hood before I could even get out of the god damn driveway. Aren't lamp posts supposed to be made of Styrofoam in a video game? Bullshit!!