"That's what she/he said!" When did you use this joke?

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I use it all the time. If something can be remotely construed as innuendo, I will use it.

'I think I may have over-tenderised the meat.'

*Childish snicker*
 

DJDarque

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I use it whenever the opportunity arises. Sadly I have the misfortune of having it used on me much more frequently than I get to use it on others.

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Jakub324

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My friends are always quicker to see an innuendo than I am, so pretty much never. I'm not sure I'd use it even if I spotted it before they did.
 

tj236

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I'll never forget, pre-intercourse, trying to put a condom on, she says, "Hurry up" and without even thinking, I said that's what she said.

I don't know how I ever got laid in the first place.
 

Flare Phoenix

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DJDarque said:
I use it whenever the opportunity arises. Sadly I have the misfortune of having it used on me much more frequently than I get to use it on others.

[sub][sub]inb4 "that's what she said"[/sub][/sub]
That's what he said.


Oh sure, I use that joke all the time. I'm a big fan of jokes that aren't funny anymore (naturally, seeing as I am one myself).
 

WolfThomas

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I do it way too often but only in self-deprecating circumstances. "That's didn't last long", "It's not that hard", etc.
 

Wadders

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All the time.

Even though I'm 20, its hard to break a habit you've had since the early days of secondary school.

Luckily I have friends who are similarly immature, so it's all good :)
 

Lukeje

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Only when there is no possibility that what was just said could be construed as innuendo.
 

Brandon237

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Distorted Stu said:
I use it at any given oppertunity. Really.

Im so bad for it i should stop... thats what she-NO FUCK!
This sounds exactly like my one friend, although some of his timing makes for a very good laugh. He can take something that is genuinely innocent, not even the "oh, that was hard" is good enough for him any more... he has to corrupt phrases you thought uncorruptable... even if it requires a lot of thinking to get it, he can do it with ANYTHING. That just set me up right there, didn't it?
Leopard said:
All the time. Even when it doesnt make sense.
That's what she said.
 
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"Why did you touch that?"
"I'm coming, keep you pants on!"
"Watch out for crabs"
"That tasted terrible"
"That's pretty big"
I got all of these yesterday
 

PeePantz

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Daystar Clarion said:
I use it all the time. If something can be remotely construed as innuendo, I will use it.

'I think I may have over-tenderised the meat.'

*Childish snicker*
I have a friend who uses it all the time. Literally, she won't let anything go more than three sentences without using it. At first it was annoying and over abundant, but now it's used so inappropriately it has catapulted into odd hilarity. Such as, "I'm going to grab another beer" will cue "That's what she said." Whaaaaaa?
 

hazabaza1

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Redlin5 said:
This is getting uncomfortable...

Someone should do something!
That's what she said!
OH SNAP

OT: Do I really need to answer now?