That's what she said...

[ConnorCool]

whether you find this classic one liner brilliantly funny, or devilishly annyoing, there is no doubting that dropping one of these babys at the right point in a conversation can lead to a few laughs (or lulz a plenty for those less mature escapists)

but my question is this, what is the best "That's what she said..." joke you have either said, or told.

Here's mine...

friend: I didnt think they could get that big (looking at an alligator on tv)
me: That's what she said...

EDIT: nothing too rude people, we dont want any banning here

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

 

[ConnorCool]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

just say them in your head to yourself then, I often do that when talking to people where a joke wouldnt be funny, but it makes me laugh inside just the same

 

[Kinguendo]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

You live in England then, huh?

Thats a dig at all of these english people murdering the english language with their "ere' mate" and "giz a ciggy" and other things.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

just say them in your head to yourself then, I often do that when talking to people where a joke wouldnt be funny, but it makes me laugh inside just the same

I do say "Tua Mamma" but that's more of a normal generic insult.

 

[thiosk]

I like to use it at times where it is not called for.

"Hey, have you seen my socket wrench?"

"HAHA THATS WHAT SHE SAID"

wait, what?

 

[obehave_wan]

I think of many that I can't say out loud at work.

Customer: (while looking at a bicycle) "Do they come in larger sizes?"

Also, many of the bikes have awesome names, like the 14 inch red rocket, or the 18 inch screamer.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Me: I wouldnt want to ut myself in that hole
Friend: Thats what she said
Other guy: Shouldnt that be thats what he said? (yyeah, this guy is more of a buzzkill than buzzkillington)

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Too many to name, me and 3 friends share a table in biology lessons and are constantly dropping "That's what she said!" into the conversations.

Extracts include:

"This is really hard"
"That's what she said!"

"That's huge!"
"That's what she said!"

"Stop it!"
"That's not what she said!"

"I saw that coming"
"That's what she said!"

And it all ended when one of them said:
"Are you quite done??" and we all burst into hysterics without it ever having to be said as we all thought it at the same time..


[small]What? Don't look at me like that..I'm mature..[/small]

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Me: I wouldnt want to ut myself in that hole
Friend: Thats what she said
Other guy: Shouldnt that be thats what he said? (yyeah, this guy is more of a buzzkill than buzzkillington)

buzzkillington isnt a buzzkill

Thats what she said

huh

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

You live in England then, huh?

Thats a dig at all of these english people murdering the english language with their "ere' mate" and "giz a ciggy" and other things.

They are generally known as chavs. And the americans do a much better job on butchering the english language.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I have the most epic one ever

SO this teacher is taking my firends phone an tells him to put it in her desk drawer. He refuses so she says.

Teacher: Put it in or get out!!!

Me: That's what she said!!

the room went lulz

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"Mmmmm, it tastes so GOOD..."

Me just letting the words slip from my mouth I say, "That is what she said."

 

[Random Argument Man]

I tend to say "That's what she said. That's why she left me".

 

[EeveeElectro]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

You live in England then, huh?

Oh, no you just didn't. XD

I can't remember the really funny one I said to my boyfriend... it had me in stitches for about half an hour.
Then again, when I saw some fish in Morrisons, I couldn't stop laughing so I had to go outside to calm down.

 

[ix_tab]

'That's what she said' is the newer version of 'as the actress said to the bishop', and I will always find the latter funnier than the former!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Girlfriend: I want to have sex.
Me: That's what she said.
Girlfriend: ..........

Actually I hate that phrase because SHE used to say it all the time... for everything.

 

[Kinguendo]

Ha! That was epic, dude.

I wish I had one of these, although I do live in a country in which English is not a primary language, so it's kinda difficult.

You live in England then, huh?

Oh, no you just didn't. XD

I can't remember the really funny one I said to my boyfriend... it had me in stitches for about half an hour.
Then again, when I saw some fish in Morrisons, I couldn't stop laughing so I had to go outside to calm down.

A very, err... select sense of humour then?

 

[Kinguendo]

What? Don't look at me like that...

That's what she said!

I'm mature

Also what she said... but they both have seedy under-tones to them.

 

[Sev72]

Watching some movie, I forget, one of the lines in it is:
"It's gonna blow!!"
"Thats what she said!"