thats what she said
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You can never outgrow the "That's what she said!" line. I don't really remember any of the ones I say, as they are spur of the moment sorts of things.
nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
Until I hit 18, I count myself as a minor, and as a minor, I'll crack as many immature jokes as I can. Any form of "This is hard, I can't get it to work" is perfect for a that's what she said joke.
Another good one is the line if you know what I mean. That one works wonders. For example, it won't fit, if you know what I mean.
Another good one is the line if you know what I mean. That one works wonders. For example, it won't fit, if you know what I mean.
Every post in this thread is a TWSS moment.
Best one I've heard, it's off Survivor Man (The Office):
Michael: Ten years, youll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.
Michael: Thats what I said (pause) That's what she said.
Jim: That's what who said?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
Michael: Hey..nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.
Best one I've heard, it's off Survivor Man (The Office):
Michael: Ten years, youll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.
Michael: Thats what I said (pause) That's what she said.
Jim: That's what who said?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
Michael: Hey..nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.
Agreed. As stupid as it may sound, this line is pretty fun to use when a moment comes up... that or just simply saying "Bow Chicka Wow Wow".Thunderhorse94 said:
Someone said the drill bit was too small, and then I said "thats what she said!"
Then I ran off and cried, trying to think of my happy place.
Wait hold on, you said that?, like you was in a social situation that allowed that to happen?, college kids right?
ARGHHH
Why did I open this thread?
Then I ran off and cried, trying to think of my happy place.
I just threw up in my mouth.Aylaine said:I have said, ''That's what she said'' to this image:
Lol. xD
Wait hold on, you said that?, like you was in a social situation that allowed that to happen?, college kids right?
ARGHHH
Why did I open this thread?
You opened it because your inner child was telling you to.ColdStorage said:Someone said the drill bit was too small, and then I said "thats what she said!"
Then I ran off and cried, trying to think of my happy place.
I just threw up in my mouth.Aylaine said:I have said, ''That's what she said'' to this image:
Lol. xD
Wait hold on, you said that?, like you was in a social situation that allowed that to happen?, college kids right?
ARGHHH
Why did I open this thread?
I love them because they almost always make no sense. I don't care if people look down on me for being "immature". I'm 18 (19 in a month), I have plenty of time for being "mature" later in life (and in serious matters nowadays too), gotta snatch my youth while I still have it!!!
fair enough lol xDDeofuta said:Dunno, felt like something that needed to be quoted I guessstormtrooper9091 said:the hell you on aboutDeofuta said:
There are lots of opportunities to crack that's what she said jokes when working on cars.
For instance, one day we were putting an engine in and we were having difficulty in getting the gearbox to fit in the transmission tunnel.
"This tunnel is too small."
"I can't line it up with the opening."
"Are you sure it even goes in this way?"
etc.
Fitting a new head to the engine:
"I hope these bolts don't break off in the hole."
"Why is this tight all the way down?"
"Ram that into that slot nice and hard."
I'll explain the last one for the confused. You need to put a block of wood down the front of the engine to wedge the timing chain so you do not drop it. It needs to be jammed in with some force, and that is word for word what a friend told me to do.
As for the immaturity thing, to hell with that. Sure it gets old, but it's great when you've been working on the car all day, things are not going well and you're breaking stuff. I find it relieves the tension to make stupid jokes.
For instance, one day we were putting an engine in and we were having difficulty in getting the gearbox to fit in the transmission tunnel.
"This tunnel is too small."
"I can't line it up with the opening."
"Are you sure it even goes in this way?"
etc.
Fitting a new head to the engine:
"I hope these bolts don't break off in the hole."
"Why is this tight all the way down?"
"Ram that into that slot nice and hard."
I'll explain the last one for the confused. You need to put a block of wood down the front of the engine to wedge the timing chain so you do not drop it. It needs to be jammed in with some force, and that is word for word what a friend told me to do.
As for the immaturity thing, to hell with that. Sure it gets old, but it's great when you've been working on the car all day, things are not going well and you're breaking stuff. I find it relieves the tension to make stupid jokes.