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Beartrucci

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You can never outgrow the "That's what she said!" line. I don't really remember any of the ones I say, as they are spur of the moment sorts of things.
 

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I posted this because people were saying them at my school a lot not to long ago.
 

stormtrooper9091

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nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
 

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Until I hit 18, I count myself as a minor, and as a minor, I'll crack as many immature jokes as I can. Any form of "This is hard, I can't get it to work" is perfect for a that's what she said joke.

Another good one is the line if you know what I mean. That one works wonders. For example, it won't fit, if you know what I mean.
 

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stormtrooper9091 said:
nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
Temptation....RISING!!!!

It was funny the first couple of times, and it was funny in really spontaneous moments, but otherwise it got boring fast.
 

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Every post in this thread is a TWSS moment.

Best one I've heard, it's off Survivor Man (The Office):

Michael: Ten years, youll figure it out.
Jim: Well, I don't think I'll be here in ten years.
Michael: Thats what I said (pause) That's what she said.
Jim: That's what who said?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension. When things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.
Michael: Hey..nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.
 

PureChaos

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i'm immature so i still make those jokes. the Mystic Heroes (a game) as you kill enemies one of the annoying NPCs sometimes shouts out 'impressive, keep it up' and i always think 'that's what she said'
 

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Speaking of which:
http://cyncity.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/02/thatswhatshesaid.jpg

But no, I normally forget to say it quickly enough so I don't do it.
 

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Deofuta said:
stormtrooper9091 said:
nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
Temptation....RISING!!!!

It was funny the first couple of times, and it was funny in really spontaneous moments, but otherwise it got boring fast.
the hell you on about o_O
 

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Thunderhorse94 said:
You can never outgrow the "That's what she said!" line. I don't really remember any of the ones I say, as they are spur of the moment sorts of things.
Agreed. As stupid as it may sound, this line is pretty fun to use when a moment comes up... that or just simply saying "Bow Chicka Wow Wow".
 

Deofuta

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stormtrooper9091 said:
Deofuta said:
stormtrooper9091 said:
nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
Temptation....RISING!!!!

It was funny the first couple of times, and it was funny in really spontaneous moments, but otherwise it got boring fast.
the hell you on about o_O
Dunno, felt like something that needed to be quoted I guess o_O
 

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Someone said the drill bit was too small, and then I said "thats what she said!"

Then I ran off and cried, trying to think of my happy place.

Aylaine said:
I have said, ''That's what she said'' to this image:


Lol. xD
I just threw up in my mouth.

Wait hold on, you said that?, like you was in a social situation that allowed that to happen?, college kids right?

ARGHHH
Why did I open this thread?
 

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ColdStorage said:
Someone said the drill bit was too small, and then I said "thats what she said!"

Then I ran off and cried, trying to think of my happy place.

Aylaine said:
I have said, ''That's what she said'' to this image:


Lol. xD
I just threw up in my mouth.

Wait hold on, you said that?, like you was in a social situation that allowed that to happen?, college kids right?

ARGHHH
Why did I open this thread?
You opened it because your inner child was telling you to.
 

reg42

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I've said it before. It's just a stupid joke, that I don't really find funny anymore. I've only really said it in the most inappropriate of places, for example:
"Dude, I got the new Ozzy Osbourne album!"

"That's what she said"

"... The fuck?"
 

Gabanuka

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When I was in America me and my mates tried to say it in as many converstaions as we could, we got one or two good one but most of the time it made no sense.
 

iFail69

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I love them because they almost always make no sense. I don't care if people look down on me for being "immature". I'm 18 (19 in a month), I have plenty of time for being "mature" later in life (and in serious matters nowadays too), gotta snatch my youth while I still have it!!!
 

stormtrooper9091

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Deofuta said:
stormtrooper9091 said:
Deofuta said:
stormtrooper9091 said:
nope, and to be honest, never really had an opportunity with it's pants down that i couldn't have missed harder
Temptation....RISING!!!!

It was funny the first couple of times, and it was funny in really spontaneous moments, but otherwise it got boring fast.
the hell you on about o_O
Dunno, felt like something that needed to be quoted I guess o_O
fair enough lol xD
 

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There are lots of opportunities to crack that's what she said jokes when working on cars.

For instance, one day we were putting an engine in and we were having difficulty in getting the gearbox to fit in the transmission tunnel.

"This tunnel is too small."
"I can't line it up with the opening."
"Are you sure it even goes in this way?"

etc.

Fitting a new head to the engine:

"I hope these bolts don't break off in the hole."
"Why is this tight all the way down?"
"Ram that into that slot nice and hard."

I'll explain the last one for the confused. You need to put a block of wood down the front of the engine to wedge the timing chain so you do not drop it. It needs to be jammed in with some force, and that is word for word what a friend told me to do.

As for the immaturity thing, to hell with that. Sure it gets old, but it's great when you've been working on the car all day, things are not going well and you're breaking stuff. I find it relieves the tension to make stupid jokes.