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CTU_Agent24

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Whats been your best 'Thats what she said...' moment?

Eg,
(Person) "It's too small"
(Another person) "Thats what she said"
 

Ultrajoe

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Friend (F): Dude, it wont fit
Me (M): Thats what she said
F: That was a good one!
M: Thats what she said
F: Even better!
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop now im busy (he was building something)
M: ...*Thinks*... Thats what she said
F: Seriously, not in the mood
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop it, thats freaky
M: Thats what she said
F: im calling the cops...
M: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
F: GET YOUR HANDS OFF-

M: at this point... she was also silent...
 

Lord Harrab

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Ultrajoe said:
Friend (F): Dude, it wont fit
Me (M): Thats what she said
F: That was a good one!
M: Thats what she said
F: Even better!
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop now im busy (he was building something)
M: ...*Thinks*... Thats what she said
F: Seriously, not in the mood
M: Thats what she said
F: Stop it, thats freaky
M: Thats what she said
F: im calling the cops...
M: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
F: GET YOUR HANDS OFF-

M: at this point... she was also silent...
heh heh. nice combo there UltraJoe. i'll try to remember one of my own,
 

Ultrajoe

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Lord Harrab said:
heh heh. nice combo there UltraJoe. i'll try to remember one of my own,
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crabman

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PurpleRain said:
As soon as I saw this, I thought of this:
Nah, has to be this one:

Those arm movements must go with every mention of the phrase "That's what she said".
 

Evilbunny

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A friend of mine tells me that on a trip with his swimming team a teammate of his who was lactose intolerant was about to eat a plate full of fettuccine alfredo when he uttered this little gem.

"It looks so delicious and creamy, and there's so much of it too! But I forgot to take my pill."

At that time THE WHOLE TEAM simultaneously said "that's what she said". Epic, truly epic.
 

Johnn Johnston

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That one strip sums op XKCD so well. Simple, and funny.

This is possibly the greatest "That's What She Said!" clip ever. So many innuendoes, and none of the characters notice it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M
 

The_Heretic

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A friend of mine was taking a test and he finished before everyone else as he was handing it in someone saw him and yelled out "Your finished already?!" At which point every guy in the class yelled out "Thats what she said!"
 

Isaac Dodgson

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Johnn Johnston said:
That one strip sums op XKCD so well. Simple, and funny.

This is possibly the greatest "That's What She Said!" clip ever. So many innuendoes, and none of the characters notice it.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M
...I've been on the interwebs for several years and I have yet to have seen that...Plucking thank you
 

Kukakkau

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in chemistry my teacher was talking about kevlar vests saying "its really hard but still flexible (starts trying to put the kevlar back in the vest) and it would really help if i could get back in here"
finally beat the guy beside me to a good one
also after that he quoted a movie shouting "KEVLAR BITTCHH" just as the kids coming up into the school next year walked by
 

the protaginist

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the best time i can think of was in gym class,we had this substitute teacher with the griddiest voice,anyway we were doing sprints inside the gym when mr.Dom says "switch!" of course,becuase of his weird voice everyone thought he said"STOP!" so everyone stops running.a minute later,the teachers aide Zak yells "DON'T STOP!KEEP GOING!" when my friend T.J. yells,"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"(this only made funnier by the fact that across the gym were like thirty girls that just looked at him.)
 

TheKnifeJuggler

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I was thinking this last night when I was trying to get my headphones to sound balanced.

"Well, It started off good enough, but I noticed as it was getting twords the climax it wasn't as loud as it should have been..."

Yeah, I put too much effort into making that one work...
(That's what she said)
 

Raziel_Likes_Souls

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My friend and I were watching TV when all of a sudden my other friend came in and said stop watching me go at it. thats when me, my friend,my dad said exactly at the same time That's What She Said.
 

Isaac Dodgson

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shatnershaman said:
After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW
Or "oom chicka oom chicka" at the very least.

Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?
 

Pingrash

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Isaac Dodgson said:
Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?
Perfect sense... that's bloody BRILLIANT!!!
Unfortunatly I don't have any stories of my own (at least not that I can remember). "That's what she said" is abit old with me and my friends.
 

PurpleRain

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Isaac Dodgson said:
shatnershaman said:
After every Thats what she said you must say "bow chicka bow wow".

It's the LAW
Or "oom chicka oom chicka" at the very least.

Anyhow, me and my father have a bit of a variation of the "That's what she said" bit instead saying "Story of your life." when something negatively sexual can be referenced, for example:

Me and my folks were at a restaurant, and for some reason the three of us insist on blowing the straw wrappers at each other trying to catch each other off guard. Now my father hits me in the chest when i wasn't looking, which prompted me to immediately retaliate, however the wrapper didn't shoot off, but bent down and to the side. Seeing this my father quickly replied "Awe, story of your life isn't it?"

Make sense?
Story of my life. (cries)
 

Vortigar

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We use: "Awwww, cannot get your ship out?"
Instead of the "Story of my life" thing.

I've never heard anyone use "That's what she said".
But then, I'm Dutch.
Still, not on a forum or in a chat either.