The above avatar just walked up to you in a bar and started hitting on you

[willofbob]

I'm flattered, really, I am, but I'm just not into that sort of thing. Aren't you a little young, anyway?

(for the avatar below)
Hey, baby, my face is non-euclidean!

 

[Scarim Coral]

For the last time, I am not going to shape shift into a fish or another cat!

 

[willofbob]

You again! I told you, I'm not interested!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Black Mage huh?

Give me your knife and I promise we'll make it work.
[sub]I know you like to stab things, don't lie.[/sub]