The above taught me that ___

[BobblyDrink]

DDR taught me that my moves are the fliest of fly.

Stephen King.

 

[BobblyDrink]

Pennywise the clown taught that it's okay to cry at the TV screen when Pennywise the clown is on the TV screen.

Hugs

 

[Barbas]

Hugs taught me how to grow my own wicked pandemic!

Cloud Ruler Temple.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cloud Ruler Temple taught me that Blades suck at their job.

Paarthurnax

 

[Barbas]

Safe search taught me how to turn of Safe search.

Karl Pilkington[footnote]Head like a fuckin' orange.[/footnote].

 

[Legion]

Karl Pilkington taught me that British people ought to reconsider who they send abroad. Because other people must think we are all morons.

Science Fiction.

 

[Barbas]

Science Fiction taught me that "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot" is the drink of a gentleman.

Latex.

 

[Nouw]

Latex taught how to be 20% more efficient at a crime scene.

David.

 

[Drummodino]

David taught me to never trust strangers (cookie if you know what game I'm referencing).

Dark Souls.

 

[Barbas]

Dark Souls taught me all about The Void.

Percussion.

 

[Neuromancer]

Evangelion taught me not to run away and face reality.

Gendo.

 

[Barbas]

Dead wives taught me all about the Dead Alewives.

Total Recall.

 

[username sucks]

Cloud Ruler Temple taught me that clouds are apparently worth ruling over.

Total Recall taught me that the future is evil.

The Triforce.

 

[Dr.Susse]

He taught me that everything can suck if you give it the chance.

 

[Nouw]

Chance taught me the merits of cocoa butter kisses.

Chocolate pain.

 

[Barbas]

Chocolate pain taught me that some pain can be...exquisite.

Flagellation.

 

[Drummodino]

Flagellation taught me I really don't like torture.

Cheese.

 

[Barbas]

Cheese taught me that there are some things best done on the other side of the watery divide.

Crispy Duck.

 

[Dr.Susse]

There will always be something that I don't want to think about.


Boy bands.

 

[Barbas]

Boy bands taught me how to get my One-Handed and Sneak skills up.

Kicking.