The above user should never...

[Dango]

Stop using cute avatars.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stop watching anime.

 

[The Thinker]

Harm me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stop thinking.

 

[Dango]

Stop breathing.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stop living.

 

[Dango]

Steal my anime posters.

 

[steeple]

tackle with his head locked down...

 

[RussetRanger]

The user above me should never papercut his eyelid.

 

[steeple]

drink, drive and slam-dunk at the same time...

 

[Dalek Caan]

Put a extra Rocket into a already loaded RPG.

 

[M0rp43vs]

...Look down a "Dud' firework unless he never wants to shave for a coupla years

Trust me on this

 

[Dango]

Do something along the lines of:

Spoiler

 

[steeple]

try to out-smart a bullet...

 

[Dango]

Try to fight Lu Bu.

 

[steeple]

join the robot-church

 

[GodofDisaster]

Stand in front of my avatar.

 

[Dango]

Jump up and down on my chest.

 

[steeple]

press the red and spinning button at the same time

 

[Dango]

Settle for just the Morpheus badge.