The above user should never...

[staika]

Fight water with fire!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Look what's in the basement.

 

[staika]

Be in my basement!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Try to win a Jazz off with the thing in the basement.

[small]He's very Jazzy[/small]

 

[Dango]

Time travel back to the 90s.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Kill Doc Brown.

 

[Dango]

Foil my nefarious plans.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Kill anyone!

 

[Dango]

Throw a mustache at me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Came at me bro.

 

[Dango]

Come at me with a mustache.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Double post! >.>

 

[Dango]

Make me check if I double posted <.<

 

[the spud]

Follow me into the back of my van for...free candy.

 

[lacktheknack]

Lure people into the back of his van for free candy.

 

[Dango]

Hypnotize me with his avatar.

 

[steeple]

try to fly with his arms

 

[pyramid head grape]

Pay for games! D:

 

[M0rp43vs]

Try and kidnap children with hitherto unknown vast psychic powers

 

[pyramid head grape]

Teach telekinesis in schools!