The above user should never...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Change their avatar.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

try to beat up a ballerina.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Try to out-rap a demon rappist lord.
[sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stab me with that needle.

[small]Sorry no reference idea[/small]

 

[AwesomeExpress]

try out for cheerleading.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stop using the Planet Express logo...

 

[Dango]

Add wub when it's not clearly needed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Forget that wub is "always needed all the time forever."

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wub so hard that the earth falls out of orbit.

 

[Dango]

Wub humanity into the sun.

 

[willofbob]

try to put out the sun

 

[steeple]

live without a dream

 

[Dr.Susse]

Daydream while flying.

 

[steeple]

sky-dive from a moving truck

 

[Dr.Susse]

Attempt to surf a cat.

 

[steeple]

limbo with a t-rex

 

[Dr.Susse]

Use A Fabergé egg in a game of who can throw the Fabergé egg off the tall building.

 

[steeple]

say faberge more then two times in a single sentence (how did you do that weird e, by the way?)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Copy/paste from Google. (I wasn't even going to try and spell Fabergé.)

OT: Overthrow a 1820s Russian Monarchy over them not using the right fork at the dinner table.

 

[steeple]

recreate project manhattan but name it instead "project brooklyn"

jersey was a close second...