The above user should never...

[The Night Angel]

Should never need encouragement in the first place

 

[StormShaun]

Should of never thought that he needed encouragement in the first place.
Also damn you Overpuce. marking me a perv. >_<

 

[StormShaun]

Become a rapist and dance in front of Children naked.

 

[Dango]

What he said.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Repeat whatever someone else said, bad things happen.

 

[Evil Smurf]

say what around Samuel L. Jackson

 

[Evil Smurf]

Should never insult Samuel L Jackson!

Very true.


simply walk into Mordor

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Eat Sauron's orc ear soup!

 

[Roxas1359]

Never, and I mean never piss off a bipolar Scorpio woman during her time of the month.
She will rip you a new one!
[sub]Help me! My sister is evil![/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Attack your sister during the aforementioned timeframe!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Be a turkey. You'd die of stupid.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Try to be his avatar irl.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Never have that facial expression irl.

 

[Evil Smurf]

divide by zero

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Play an EC game.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Ride a bicycle when you're drunk. Bruises. All. Over.

 

[Roxas1359]

Fire a T-Shirt at an old lady.
It may seem funny, but then the lawsuit comes...

 

[Roxas1359]

Never dangle a carrot in front of a hobo and try to have him pull you like a horse.
Hobo power is not the most potent power. Everyone knows that orphans are the best power.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Never kill someone with a rotten fish stick.

 

[Roxas1359]

Never taunt a monkey holding an Uzi.