The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[Rabbitboy]

Martha we've got anther one of them weirdo hippies. Get me my shotgun.

 

[Barbas]

"It may look cute, but it's the goddamn aliens in disguise again!"

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Who kills a tin of PiPPU?! Really who does that!

 

[xmbts]

Too much caffeine.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

I'm not impressed I had it coming!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

flame thrower. Go Draco!

 

[Rabbitboy]

I will dine on your soul. FUS ROH DAH!

 

[Headsprouter]

Miffy, why did you pop your balloon, and why are you wearing that mask?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh plz, no eatin the fur!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I tell you, I think that squirrel waiter is hiding a gun in his jacket!

 

[TheRiddler]

Aw fuck, I'm gonna be flambe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Hey, what the heck is this thing (picks it up) (tick tick tick) oh shi. . . (BOOM!)

 

[Barbas]

Quick, we need more archers!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Fire all canons!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Really? You sent a rabbit with a balloon to bring me down? (CHOMP)

Hmm, he was tasty! Send more please!

 

[RedDeadFred]

You're supposed to be a friendly dragon right? Pleased to meet you sir.

 

[Euryalus]

Well it seems I'll at least go out in an interesting way. I mean death by magician? That's kind of like being murdered by Dumbledore himself. Pretty kickass.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Hmmm, your kind is surprisingly vicious. I don't know if they've ever killed anyone though. I certainly won't be the first!

 

[TheRiddler]

What's he going to do? Kill me with magic tricks[footnote]Yeah, I said it. Not illusions. Tricks. Come at me, bro.[/footnote]? Although, to be fair, the knife is worrying.

 

[Barbas]

Riddles are no match for firearms.