The Air Force Has a Healing Nanotech Laser

jubosu

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It would seem be cheaper to seal all wounds with gunpowder and a match than waste time with lazers.
 

LockeDown

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I can only hope this will be the first in a long series of laser-based technology implemented.

I can only hope the Spartan Laser is next on the list.
 

DividedUnity

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I expected something really different from the title. Like a laser that literally made peoples health go up but then I realised you dont have health in real life. Stupid sleepyness

OT: That is really cool. Id love to see it become common use. "ARRGH PAPER CUT" then going and breaking out the laser instead of a primitive band aid.


Does anyone know if this thing stops scarring or not?
 

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I'm going to be honest; the words "healing laser" and "Air Force" made me think of Medivacs from Starcraft 2.

On-topic: I'm absolutely astounded that this type of technology is actually becoming a reality. I used to think that some things would always be purely fantasy. But now scientific advances are starting to produce technology similar to those dreamed up in crazy science fiction stories. It really makes me wonder just what we can actually accomplish. Human technology isn;t nearly as limited as I used to think it was years ago.

Hardcore_gamer said:
This may all sound like the greatest thing ever but I can't help but wander if the amount of money required to fund and produce all of this shit to ensure that the soldiers have more advanced weapons then everybody else is actually worth it. This reminds of this one case during the cold war where the US spent over 10 million dollars on a state of the art pen that worked in zero gravity situation so that the American astronauts could use pens in outer space just like they could back on Earth, but the Soviets who weren't willing to waste millions on new pens simply threw away their pens and started to use pencils instead!

More advanced tech doesn't always represent the best solution. I don't know how much it costs to produce on of those "healing lasers" but somehow I get the feeling that the US army could probably use the money to just conscript more people into the army instead of wasting in on some super advanced healing guns.
Seriously? You don't think that a major medical advancement that benefits both military and civilian health care isn't something worth investing in? This isn't even providing soldiers with advanced weapons like you said in your post. It's creating a more efficient method to keep soldiers alive. This would also greatly benefit civilians as well, so the results of this research won't be limited to the military. I just don't see what your problem is with this.
 

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Erana said:
Does this mean I'll get a real medigun? Or will we have to deal with a IRL Raiden?
Still, where does the nanomachines fit in? I'm not seeing them in the link...
Nanotechnology, not nanomachines. Referring to the process of encouraging tissue to grow and knit together on a cellular level. Nanotech, as somebody already mentioned, is just a fancy way of saying "making really small things happen".

Hardcore_gamer said:
This may all sound like the greatest thing ever but I can't help but wander if the amount of money required to fund and produce all of this shit to ensure that the soldiers have more advanced weapons then everybody else is actually worth it. This reminds of this one case during the cold war where the US spent over 10 million dollars on a state of the art pen that worked in zero gravity situation so that the American astronauts could use pens in outer space just like they could back on Earth, but the Soviets who weren't willing to waste millions on new pens simply threw away their pens and started to use pencils instead!
I understand that this anecdote was actually a joke, and more or less entirely fictional? I'm told that pencils are inadvisable to use in zero-gravity environments - tendencies to break, and send tiny little pieces of graphite floating around to get in people's eyes and suchlike.
 

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danpascooch said:
dmase said:
Nanotechnology has had a lot of issues. It can actually cause cancer, but I haven't heard anything about nanotechnology's uses like this causing problems.
Nanotechnology just means "small technology"

How does making things tiny cause cancer? Lol
Have you ever heard of asbestos? Asbestos as its removed the stuff breaks apart gets breathed in and it causes cancer. You know small stuff. LOL

http://www.technologyreview.com/nanotech/20815/?a=f

Or if industrial material isn't common enough for you.LOL

http://www.aolnews.com/nanotech/article/regulated-or-not-nano-foods-coming-to-a-store-near-you/19401246

You see this is where i post one of those let me google that for you because thats all you had to do. Nanotechnology cancer close to 2millions results. Please don't open your mouth unless you know what your talking about. I've heard about the possible problems with this technology, I'm training to be a biomechanical engineer, and this interests me. Next time don't be so smug unless you know what your talking about. LOL!!!!
 

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THIS sounds awesome. Kinda like the Huragok from Halo. Though How would someone get soaked in the dye if they got shot in the chest. Would it be applied to the wound? Either way this is awesome, interesting, and a great leap in furthering humankind.
 

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It's only a matter of time until the next piece of medical weaponr...er, equipment is finished: The Syringe Gun! Capable of administering morphine and other intravenous medicines within seconds on the battlefield! Although if you're outfitted with both, just use your healing laser. Seriously, nobody likes it when the medic goes on the offensive.