The All New "Insert game" Cereal

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CheesusCrust

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They have just brought out a brand of cereal based on your favourite videogame. What does it look/taste/sound(maybe?)/feel like? Describe it.

I imagine a Legend of Zelda OoT creal with pieces shaped like Navi. When the milk hits them they start spouting "HEY LISTEN" "HEY" "LOOK" and its up to you to eat them all and shut them up.
 

DavidTheWise

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I guess Fallout 3 would be Sugar bombs, which are cereal nukes filled with sugar.

They're nukalicious!
 

DeadlyYellow

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It is a dull brownish gray color and feels rather gritty. Tastes like dirt and gravel.

Let's see...current game...

How would Divine Divinity work as a cereal?
 

Captain Pirate

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Call of Duty: Black Ops Cereal!

A crunchy, chocolate ceral in the shape of THE FUCKING NUMBERS!
You won't get the numbers out of your head after you eat this delicious cereal!
With special Soviet Star-shape white chocolates hidden inside, you won't be able to resist trying to betray America eating more!
 

Judgement101

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Persona 3 Ceral!

It tastes like bullets!(I know an Evoker isn't a real gun but there isn't much else it would taste like)
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Captain Pirate said:
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cereal!

A crunchy, chocolate ceral in the shape of THE FUCKING NUMBERS!
You won't get the numbers out of your head after you eat this delicious cereal!
With special Soviet Star-shape white chocolates hidden inside, you won't be able to resist trying to betray America eating more!
This guy wins purely on avatar basis, and yes I can declare that.

For me it'd probably be League of Legends cereal...it would have 64 different flavours and shapes.
 

Fetzenfisch

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DavidTheWise said:
I guess Fallout 3 would be Sugar bombs, which are cereal nukes filled with sugar.

They're nukalicious!
They even glow in the dark if mixed with nuka cola ! And every other box got a little surprise from the ghoul-workers that package it.
 

Mr. Omega

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Assassin's Creed Cereal! With special hidden marshmallows that blend in with the milk!
 

subject_87

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Minecraft cereal!
It's all blocks, and it intermittently blows up! (actually, the block thing would be pretty cool.)
 

DavidTheWise

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Fetzenfisch said:
DavidTheWise said:
I guess Fallout 3 would be Sugar bombs, which are cereal nukes filled with sugar.

They're nukalicious!
They even glow in the dark if mixed with nuka cola ! And every other box got a little surprise from the ghoul-workers that package it.
Brilliant, just brilliant.
 

Squilookle

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Mr. Omega said:
Assassin's Creed Cereal! With special hidden marshmallows that blend in with the milk!
I thought you were going to say 'with hidden blades that blend in with the milk!'
 

SturmDolch

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Call of Duty: Black O's
"Duty calls... Your duty to eat a hearty breakfast! Order now from Steam. Choose the taste, add-ins, mix-ins, and nutritional value. Customize the box entirely to your will[footnote]Note: No swastikas allowed. Everything else is ok. Yes, even dicks.[/footnote]. Eat more bowls for special 'Eat-Streaks'!"
 

TheLiham

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Sturmdolch said:
Call of Duty: Black O's
"Duty calls... Your duty to eat a hearty breakfast! Order now from Steam. Choose the taste, add-ins, mix-ins, and nutritional value. Customize the box entirely to your will[footnote]Note: No swastikas allowed. Everything else is ok. Yes, even dicks.[/footnote]. Eat more bowls for special 'Eat-Streaks'!"
That'd be just like Corn Flakes

IT TASTES EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS EVERY OTHER KELLOGGS CEREAL!
 

Chris^^

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'mm this New Vegas cereal is really delicious! I gotta eat mo-' *drops dead of radiation poisoning.
 

emeraldrafael

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Pokemon cereal.

oh wait....
http://i1.bebo.com/035b/0/mediuml/2007/10/12/20/4805107570a5805554948ml.jpg
 

Sn1P3r M98

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Captain Pirate said:
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cereal!

A crunchy, chocolate ceral in the shape of THE FUCKING NUMBERS!
You won't get the numbers out of your head after you eat this delicious cereal!
With special Soviet Star-shape white chocolates hidden inside, you won't be able to resist trying to betray America eating more!
You made me spit toaster strudel all over my keyboard. That was a good one!

EDIT: Okay, I got one.

Creeper Cereal! Listen to the "SSSSSSS" as you pour milk all over your cereal! Feel the pop as each creeper erupts in your mouth. Taste the delicious apple flavor of each and every creeper!

Actually, it sounds like Pop Rocks Cereal.
 

Goldeneye103X2

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Saints Row 2 cereal. Tastes like lead and ho's....(ugh)

Timespltters 2 cereal. Travel through time so that you don't miss out on this delicious brekafast.

Undead Nightmare Cereal. Now you too can taste the flesh of your closest relatives and friends.....Without actually being dead!
 

tharglet

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Mass Effect 2 cereal: "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite cereal on the citadel"