The Almighty Banhammer

[PumpItUp]

Short Story Time!

Okay, all I've been hearing recently is "Oh this thread is going to get banned" or "Here comes the banhammer!" but what I'm wondering is what do you think of the banhammer?

IMPORTANT! This is not a thread about whining over the banhammer, or your thoughts on its use. This is an open story thread where you can wind a short story about the mythical banhammer. Fantasy stories are recommended.

Also, if a post is blank or says , don't be a jackass.

 

[stormcaller]

I'm assuming this is a mis-post? feel free to add text whenever you like.

 

[[Gavo]]

You really want to get banned, don't you? Have fun in Escapist Hell.

Unless you add text.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

perhaps it's not supposed to have text and he's just tempting the banhammer?

 

[Crudler]

I was just about to say, perhaps it was an invitation to be banned. Some sort of masochistic desire I presume?


I'm really expecting something about the origin on the banhammer or anything like that. When or If text is added.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

I'm intrigued as to which legendary hammer would win: the banhammer or mjollnir.

 

[fluffylandmine]

Maybe ban hammer is a request?

That or he wants to see us get banned for talking about it.

I'm starting to get dizzy from the complexity of the subject.

 

[scotth266]

Err... Joke I presume? Why invite the banhammer? it is, after all, the greatest power on the forums.... ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BAAAANHAAAAAMER!

 

[Crudler]

I propose the sacrificing countless innocents/virgins towards the almighty wielders of the banhammer, anyone interested?

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Apparently everyone who has posted so far is a jackass

 

[Rolling 20]

I prefer Ban-Juice than the Ban-Hammer....At least you're going down to Ban-Hell with something tasty...

 

[God's Clown]

I am a bigger fan of the Ban Sickle myself.

 

[SneakyBawls]

Wait I thought this was going to be about the Warhammer Online Banhammer....now I'm bummed...

 

[barryween]

Does Thor use the banhammer? NO! Does Chuck Norris use the banhammer?NO! Does some nerdy Escapist workers sitting behind a computer use the ban hammer?YES!

 

[PumpItUp]

Apparently everyone who has posted so far is a jackass

You name yourself among those few. Though you guys did bring up an interesting point: is it masochistic to tempt the banhammer? And are there people who actually act like jackasses just to get banned?
Boggles the mind if you think about it.

 

[101194]

Rule number 1: You do not talk about Banhammber.
Rule number 2: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT BANHAMMER.
Rule number 3: Report and move on.

 

[Crudler]

Oh I see, now that text has been added; in that case: Ahem.

Tarthak and Pilackey the goblins spent their lives raiding, capturing and ultimately sacrificing innocents to their benevolent gods 'Bannhammerstin'. It was a good life on the whole, they were judged accordingly and were the best spoken goblins in the entire land. How could they not be and still live? They had to be at their best whenever they spoke, but they all felt that it was in the long run, worth it.

 

[Cousin_IT]

Spoiler: I think the banhammer might look something like this

 

[Dechef]

I'm intrigued as to which legendary hammer would win: the banhammer or mjollnir.

Hmm. I think MC Hammer would win.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

the ban hammer was created by the almighty allience of bill gates, odin, and saint peter, it has the ability to banish any and all heretics from a thread or even cause an entire thread to crumble. it was bestowed upon the guardians know as mods or moderators who have been using it to protect innocent threads ever since