I always imagined that if I were elected president of the United States (President Parke... it does roll off the tongue you know) my first action would be to attempt to change everything about the current government.
I'd write a bill suggesting the removal of all party systems. Among other things, like immediate funding for several scientific foundations, with the threat that the funding will be taken if there are not sufficient [i\]results[/i].
But what i'd really like to do is round up all the conspiracy theorists, critics of my government, and the general outspoken populace, and bring them all in an auditorium with charts and sheets with statistics for EVERY single government resource.
I have details on every government project and operation. Just [i\]everything[/i].
Right down to a background for the bathroom attendant for the US embassy in the Maldives. (If there ain't one, I will make one.)
Then I tell them:
[i\][b\]"You are now government officials, you have been brought here because you very clearly know what is going on, more-so than me! You have access to all that you see before you, and more. Everything from the dossiers and battleplans to the fabled secret book of the President and the button that fires nukes! It goes further down, and up from there.
Now fix it! Oh, and if you don't present satsifying results, you're fired."[/b][/i]
