Lilith scrunched her face into a sulky pout, her arms crossed over her chest. "You let that little pipsqueak stay, why can't I?" She whined, pointing at the scruffy kid hanging onto the captain's leg, wearing a cap several sizes too big.
Pixie laughed and patted Sprout on the head, "Did I jus' hear you, right lil' lady? You calln' out my man?" She and Sprout looked at one another. "Hey, kid, I reckon this brat 'ere's calln' ya' out! Wadda ya' gotta say ta' that?!" Sprout hid his face, one eye still staring at Lilith. Pixie grumbled. "Hey! Don' be a lil' *****, Axel! Show some back bone! Whadda ya' gotta say ta' 'er?!"
"A... a, miss?" He stepped out from behind Pixie. "Yer uhhh, yer real purty."
Pixie slapped her forehead and keeled over laughing, "He's a bona fide lady killer, this one! I reckon I should kick ya' out fer yer own safety. Who knows what this lil' monster's gonna do ta' ya'!" Sprout blushed and hid behind his mother once more.
Caught off guard, Lilith tilted her head, blinking a few times before a small smile crawled across her face.
'Well, I guess he is kinda cute.' Returning her attention to Pixie, her vigour returned. "See, he likes me! Let's ask someone else!" She took a few steps towards Bennie, the huge man had stitched her cheek up, surely he'd agree with the kid. "What about you big guy? You want me around too dontcha?" Lilith asked, so very sure of her own charm. How could he disagree?
Bennie cocked an eyebrow and looked at Pixie. Holding a hand to her mouth, she could barely conceal her stupid grin. Sighing, Bennie's eyes found their way back to Lilith, "You've talked to this chick, right? What makes you think I want MORE crazy ladies around here?!" He smiled. "I tell ya' what, you give my boy Sprout over there a kiss and I may be able to vouch for ya'."
Sprout's face turned bright red, "Wh-what!?"
Pixie nearly pissed herself laughing.
Lilith's cheeks turned red, taken aback by such a request. "Are... Are you serious?" Bennie nodded, a huge grin on his face. "But he's like five years old!" She squeaked, pointing at the boy.
Wiping a tear from her eye, Pixie shook her head, "He's eight, an' what'r you, like twelve? I reckon that's close enough." She placed her hand on Sprout's head and pulled him out from behind her. "Go on! If he's anythin' like his mother he'll be an awesome lover." She giggled. With a small nudge, Pixie sent Sprout stumbling forward. He stopped himself mere inches from Lilith and froze.
"Fifteen, actually!" She corrected the woman. "I don't believe this is happening..." Lilith muttered, her cheeks still burning. She looked down at the kid, poor little guy looked like he was about to piss himself. Looking back up at the captain and Bennie, Lilith held her hands out towards the boy. "Really?! Can't I just shoot someone instead?!" Her voice seemed to get squeakier the more she argued.
Bennie glanced over at Pixie, "I don't remember you complaining this much the first time
we kissed, Pixie."
"You kiddin' me!?" Pixie barked, "They had ta' get a fuckn' crowbar ta' pry me off'a ya'! I reckon this lil' girl ain't got no clue 'bout gettin' down'n dirty!"
Bennie sighed, "I'd certainly hope not."
Sprout continued to stare at Lilith; utter terror painted all over his face.
Mouth slightly agape, Lilith raised an eyebrow as the two adults continued to torment her. "But... I..." She looked down at the boy, he was no higher than her shoulders. Furrowing her brow, she stared into his big, terrified, brown eyes. Poor kid, he probably wanted to do this less than she did. He must have been no older than Vergil back home, but that was where the similarities ended.
She looked up at the expectant adults, with their barely contained glee at seeing her squirm. Fine, if this was what it took to become a Maiden, then so be it. Looking back down at the boy, her eyes searched his face before a small smirk curled the corner of her mouth. He really was a cute little thing. Pulling the piece of elastic from her her high tied ponytail, her hair fell to her shoulders as she took the red cap off the small boy's head, putting it on her own, back to front. "Fine, but I get to keep this too." Placing her hands on the boy's shoulders, she put on her best game face. "Pucker up, you little bleeder."
Bennie gave a sharp, sarcastic whistle as Lilith's hair came down. Pixie simply grinned. This was just too good.
Sprout broke out into a cold sweat. He really had to do it, didn't he? If he didn't the other Maidens would never let him live down. He had to man up! It was now or never!
Closing his eyes, he slowly started coming forward. He was trembling so much the hat on Lilith's head was bouncing up and down. Pixie clapped her hands together and hollered, "Yeah, get 'er, Sprout!"
Quickly leaning forward, Lilith gently pecked the boy's lips with her own, and like that it was over. A Look of triumph in her eyes, Lilith pushed the boy away, crossing her arms across her chest. "There, pay up wankers." She demanded, an air of smugness about her.
By the time Sprout had opened his eyes it was already over. Pixie cheered and Bennie laughed. Oddly, he didn't feel all that embarrassed... in fact, he felt kind of good about himself.
"So yer a Maiden now, eh?" Pixie mused, an insidious grin forming on her lips.
Bennie shot her the same expression, "You better start runnin', little girl."
Pixie began her slow approach towards Lilith, "Ya' know, I can' have my Maidens disrespectin' me." As she spoke she removed her belt and stretched it out between two hands. "'Wanker', was it?"
"Wh... what?" Lilith's success evaporated like so many droplets of water in the ashlands, "Wait!" Lilith took a step backwards as the captain began to approach her. "I didn't mean... Oh shit!" In a move of strategic genius that would be remembered for centuries, Lilith quickly grabbed the boy's arm, pulling him towards her as she placed him between her and the captain. "Kid! Do something!"
"Wh-what?! WHY ME?!" Sprout squealed. Try as he might, he did not have the strength to break the wily girl's hold. "Le' go'a me!"
A comically evil laugh escaped Pixie's lips as she cracked the belt against the floor, "YA' BETTER RUN Y'ALL LIL' PIGLETTS! MAMA'S HUUUUNGRY!"
Bennie crouched down and put his hands over his head, "HIT THE DECK, SHE'S ABOUT TO GO ALL FUCKN' NORMANDY ON OUR ASSES!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no!" Lilith turned to run, dragging the small boy behind her, "SUPER RUN AWAY!"