The "Ask a question" game

[stormcaller]

Ok this is intended to be a fun, light hearted game basically you pick a character from a game or other form of media and you ask them a question. The game part is that other posters can choose to answer your question as stupidly as they want. Please try to add a question and a response with each post to keep the game going.

I guess I'll go first:

To Master Chief: What happens when you need to use the little Spartan's room? I mean is it possible to take off the suit?


EDIT: I forgot to mention if you're going to say something about something that happens in a game then please use spoilers unless ofcourse it's a commonly known thing.

 

[stormcaller]

Another question:

To Thrall (of Warcraft fame): Why do you insist on calling me "young one" and reminiscing about your younger days seeing as your only 23, 24 if the Burning Crusade took a whole year.

 

[Avalanche91]

Cause I did the whole damn thing at the age of 12, like the rest of you wow players doin now

to GlAdOs: where is the cake you promised me?

 

[terribleyetfun]

oh I`m sorry you wanted that I just threw it in the aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator

to lara croft: ever considered breast reduction surgery?

 

[Marv21]

No, because they are bullet proof

Hannah Montana: YOU SUCK!..........oh sorry that was just a statement, was that rude of me?

 

[Draygen]

no, I'm well aware of the fact.

Zoey (LFD): How's about some repopulating the human race?

 

[vid20]

Sorry, I'm ovulating.

Kai - Heavenly sword: Are you or are you not hot under the collar for Nariko?

 

[Scarecrow38]

Let's just say there's more than the one Heavenly Sword around here!

To Gordon Freeman- How does a 20-something scientist suddenly know how to use a wide array of guns and devices, including those made by alien races?

 

[stormcaller]

Aliens actually put a little booklet next to all the guns they leave on the floor, instruction manuals and sometimes washing-direction.

To cars in most street-racing games:

How the hell do you take that much punishment and still look as good as new?

 

[Rock Beefchest]

We are made from that Titanium/Gold alloy like Ironman. (It also helps that our programmers are in bed with the car companies)

To: DOA Girls Two part question how do you fight in those outfits and How do you keep from having wardrobe malfunctions?

 

[revolverwolf]

A) We don't. The outfits get edited in afterwards on the replay.

B) What's a wardrobe? We don't use any. The outfits are all CGI.

 

[WastedHero]

D'OH! No question. I guess I'll ask one:

To the Dog from the popular NES Video Game "Duck Hunt": WHY DO YOU KEEP LAUGHING AT ME?! ...and a follow up question: WHY CAN'T I SHOOT YOU TOO?!

 

[Combined]

Because I am the devil. I am invincible and not-at-all defeatable. And I will laugh at you , until you will learn what it means to be in your own personal hell. And I am part of that hell. And this hell will last FOREVER. Also, I'm a bullet-proof devil.

To Bill from Left 4 Dead: So...Been to Vietnam?

 

[Halfbreed13]

Seen some stuff man.. and some things... wouldn't recommend it.

To Alex Mercer: GIVE POWERZ ME NAO!
(Well that wasn't a question now was it?)
To Nabi: What?

 

[Trippy Turtle]

A. what as well.

Q. so cortana.... whats life like as a digital midget?