The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

*Throws an egg at subject Waffles*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Noms egg*
CLOSE ENOUGH, SUBJECT TOAST!

 

[Baby Eater]

Whatever subject Waffles *Egg explodes*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Ignores subject Waffles moooooooooooooooore* XD!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Muffled explosion is heard*
*Smokes comes out of mouth*
EQUALLY CLOSE ENOUGH, SUBJECT TOAST!

*BITCHSMACKS SUBJECT SAS*
I SAID FUCKING PRAISE ME!!! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Fair enough subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives thumb ups to Subject Toast*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Still ignores subject Waffles* *Reads a book* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

PRAISE ME, SUBJECT SA- Is that Atlas Shrugged? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pats subject Waffles back with a gooey bomb in hand*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Subject Toast's hand is stuck to my back*

 

[Baby Eater]

Well....this is an awkward situation for you, subject Waffles *Chops my hand off*

Subject Sas can you get me a spare hand?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, it's "How to Ignore People", subject Waffles. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Subject Toast's hand magically reattaches to him*
How so?

Oh.....You should read Atlas Shrugged. It's a good book~! Also, PRAISE ME!!!! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Hmm...I see your point subject Waffles.

I'm gonna need a spare arm and torso possibly too subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing, subject Toast. *Passes spare arm, head and torso*

I shall take that under advisement, subject Waffles. *Ignores* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'm glad you do, Subject T-
*Gooey bomb explodes*
*VC: Subject Waffles*

Good, I love that book and I reiterate, PRAISE ME!
*Shakes and slaps* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...I don't wanna, subject Waffles. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Praising me or reading Atlas Shrugged, Subject Sas?.....Y'know what don't answer, you'll slapped either way.
*Slaps* XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

///Ignore