*Crashes through the wall on a motorcycle while doves fly out of nowhere and a choir sings Latin*
*Brakes*
*Takes off helmet*
*Totally isn't me*
*Shoots the person while drinking Iced Tea*
...Who was that, subjects?
Subjects, sorry about that. Seems people driving won't stop to throw away their garbage. So I've been busy cleaning the street that was coated in sharp glass.
Yes subject Ren. Clint Eastwood. I tried fighting him online only to find that he himself was in the game. He stared at me until all my characters committed suicide.
Subject Ren, I find myself not to be too bad at driving, the only person who ever honked at me was a lady who cut four lanes of traffic illegally and cut me and a bunch of people off.
Subject Toast, lucky.
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