The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Baby Eater]

Approach my general direction, mine bretheren!

(Subject)

 

[RBMidknight]

I dunno Subject Lambi, if I break the broom we'll have to add that to the list of things to buy. Ah well *holds broom out like sword* Yah!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Scurries up a tree*

You'll never take me alive subjects!

 

[Lambi]

You're a zombie, so that makes no sense, subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

......*Tosses a pebble at subject Lambi*

Don't use yer fanceh mathamtics at me!

 

[RBMidknight]

Somesubject fetch a ladder and retrieve Subject Toast...or call the fire department.

 

[Lambi]

But I wasn't using mathematics, subject Toast. Only logic.

And just set the tree on fire, subject Midknight. That'll deal extra damage to subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

...*Throws more pebbles at subject Lambi*

 

[Lambi]

*Throws them all back at subject Toast, adding in more*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Falls off tree due to the torrent of pebbles*

(subject)

 

[RBMidknight]

Nicely done, Subject Lambi.

*Fills bucket with water* I wonder if I can make obsidian with the remaining fire...

 

[Baby Eater]

I think you would need lava for that subject RB

*Puts cracked bones back in place*

 

[RBMidknight]

But there's no lava about, Subject Toast. *hands band-aid*

 

[Baby Eater]

We can dig for lava subject RB!

*Puts band-aid on and gets perfectly healed*

 

[Lambi]

Just don't dig straight down, subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

*In a straight deep hole*

Did you say something subject Lambi?

 

[Lambi]

Just carry on since you're that deep anyway, subject Toast.

 

[Smagmuck_]

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That fucking feel when there's another school shooting and now anti-gunners are going to try and ban "Assault Weapons" and "High Capacity clips".

Oh God, I think /k/ is getting to me...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, it is so weird that I can view this thread, but all other threads over 1,000 pages are unviewable.

 

[Baby Eater]

They seem to randomly choose whether or not to work subject Nero.