The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Steppin Razor]

No cure Subject Ren?
*starts twitching*
Why couldn't you poison the cake on a weekday so I could at least get out of work? YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MY WEEKEND BLUDGING!

Indeed Subject Vaudess. How goes Dead Rising 2?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Razor, don't worry, you should die soon enough.

 

[Steppin Razor]

But I don't want to die Subject Ren. It's not fair, I'm too young and pretty to die!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Amazing, thank you, subject Razor. I plan on playing it in a little while after I sieve through all the PMs I got last night. ^^;

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Razor, you haven't been here for long, have you? *puts arm over shoulders* We've got Vita Chambers.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sounds good Subject Vaudess. I really should get my heap of crap PS3 fixed soon so I can give that game a go.

No Subject Ren, I really haven't been here that long. Those Vita Chambers sound like a good idea though. I never did get a chance to use one of them before.

 

[Ren3004]

They're easy, see, subject Razor? *shoots himself*

VCA: Subject Ren.

 

[Steppin Razor]

[small]*turns Vita Chambers off*[/small]

Would you like to shoot yourself again, Subject Ren? I somehow missed the Vita Chamber in action.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I really would recommend it, subject Razor. Hell, I'm not even doing the story mode any more until I get my level up.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Razor, do you really want to do that? I mean, you're about to die...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Alright then Subject Vaudess. This is two people saying I should get this game now, so when I finally stop being a stingy bastard and get my PS3 repaired I'll see if I can grab a copy of it.

Oh I suppose not Subject Ren.
*turns Vita Chambers back on*

 

[Ren3004]

Smart choice, subject Razor.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh great, subject Razor. What's wrong with your PS3 anyhow?

 

[Steppin Razor]

I thought as much Subject Ren. I'll just wait around here and slowly die before the Vita Chamber does its thing, then?

I'm not entirely sure Subject Vaudess. It freezes at random points for no reason and occasionally puts random colours all over the screen while playing games. The only reason I haven't gotten it fixed yet is because it's less than a year old and I'm hoping I'll be able to locate the receipt so I can claim warranty. Haven't found it yet, so I might be about to get shafted on repair fees.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Razor, I can help... *shoots subject Razor*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ah, that's better. Thanks Subject Ren. Although, now that I'm here, there's a corpse of me on the ground right in front of me. This is all sorts of odd.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bah, I'm sorry to hear that, subject Razor. I suppose that's the one thing that the 360 definitely has the leg up on, that you don't need a reciept to claim warranty.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Razor, burn it.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Eh, it's alright Subject Vaudess. If I can't find the receipt I'll just send her in for repairs anyways. The only difference being that I'll ***** and moan about having to pay for it.

Excellent idea Subject Ren.
*lights corpse on fire*
Man, burning hair really isn't a nice smell.

 

[Ren3004]

Tell me about it, subject Razor. I once burned my hair on a lamp.